Wherefore Me

Hey I'm Russell he/they

[sonypraystation]

I went to suck this dudes toes and he had six on his right foot and I gasped and he went “no I got 4 on my left so it’s 10” and I never in my life got dicked down so hard

happy valentines day

[tapatiopapi]

When another gay is hired at your job

[dailyfrogs]

today’s frog is that lil dude from spirited away

love this guy!

[varietyblr]

[backseat-burner]

same energy:

[batsquatchin]

good night!

[princesstigerbelle]

another victim of sleepy bitch disease

[universalhealthcare]

it’s an epidemic

[lux-morningstar]

[hello-katy]

[trapcard]

all the white gays making fun of her is really so funny to me cuz like…this is what yall sound like sis. that’s your sister. 

[threesideddream]

[homunculus-argument]

It’s the year 2030. They’re making a Harry Potter remake, not a modern adaptation but set in the original era. And it’s fucking indulgent in 90s nostalgia. Someone’s got a butterfly clip, Ron is wearing a choker, there’s muggles playing with pogs, Spice Girls is playing in the background. Voldemort is wearing a crop top.

It’s simultaneously the worst and fucking best thing you’ve ever seen.

[perhapsarat]

hedwig is just a furby on a string

[thinkpiecebot]

Allow Me To Mansplain “Kirk/Spock Fanfiction” To You, Since Hillary Clinton Didn’t

[gothkeanu]

I still laugh when they use the word gay in old Christmas songs

[gothkeanu]

ella fitzgerald: make the Yuletide gay

me: don’t mind if I do!

[sunlightsneeze]

where my early 20s gays at and why do we all feel like we’re dying

[egberts]

my 10 year old brother messages me on snapchat so our mom can’t read our conversations and he sent me something yesterday and then promptly deleted it. i was very worried it was something bad and finally managed to get him to tell me what it was today. nothing could have prepared me for his answer.

[mysticbaconslice]

hey someone ask me what my least favorite piece of home decor in my room is

[mysticbaconslice]

it’s my old ass piss flavored lava lamp

[mysticbaconslice]

first of all

Dave is a fucking guest

[jordyjinx]

why is this actually one of the funniest videos i’ve ever seen .

[wereralph]

this 7 second video has no business being this funny

[suprememoroi-deactivated2020051]

okay but why was he summoning pterodactyls?

[the-bitch-salad]

I just love how nobody talks about this movie and this epic scene.  

[cartoonheroinenamednikki-deacti]

I really do wonder what was that meeting like when discussing on having this scene added to this movie

[ourqueenfelinefatale]

How to CGI greatness probably

[hildawhite-deactivated20200222]

scooby doo is still REALLY good

[honeybuddhahoe]

bobby flay is now canonically related to fred im losing my shit

[porterr-robinson]

[sandersstudies]

This is so

Unnecessary