Cheese Bread

i feel like a saxaphone

[kvetchinglyneurotic]

unstoppable force (desire to write) vs immovable object (tired)

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.

[ashstfu]

propaganda i am not falling for:

always moving on. some goodbyes need to rot a little. some griefs need to be held in the mouth like a stone.

beauty defined by algorithms. beauty exists in crow feet and smile lines

pretending to be chill. i’m not chill. i care deeply and inconveniently. i read into things. i write poems about eye contact

beige apartments with no soul. give me bookshelves and incense and loud art

sneaky links and unclear intentions. i want devotion. and also clarity

treating books as decor. read them. dog-ear them. argue with them in the margins

[dogmotif-deactivated20240505]

when everyone stopped wearing lockets that was when it all went downhill. nobody even carries pictures of their beloveds cut into the shape of a heart anymore

[eridan-ampora]

narrator who's terrible at social cues & describes every facial expression as "unreadable"

[ursulakats]

"The frown was completely unreadable. Thankfully, the loaded and raised gun offered a clue."

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I'm a simple bitch. i believe the purpose of government should be to improve the lives of its citizens and protect its most vulnerable members. unfortunately i live in a day and age where this gets me labeled an enemy of the state

[beardedmrbean]

Spite can be a incredible motivator

[playwolves]

i feel like people have more access than ever to like. the fact that the rest of the people in the world are in fact real people just like them. like you can go on Google maps and see Tehran and Gaza and you can look at the pharmacies and bakeries and malls and toy stores and hospitals and dentists offices, and the pictures that people who live there post in reviews of these places. and this has amounted to absolutely nothing in terms of people like, i dont know, thinking the rest of the world has real people in it

[playwolves]

I was looking at Gaza this morning on Google earth imagery. You can see how much of it has been destroyed. And you'll see destroyed buildings and the labels for the businesses are still there, and you'll click on them and see pictures, like a store that used to sell silly cute hats for children. and you'll see in every open space these like little rectangles, and you'll ask yourself what are those, and then you realize those are tents where people are living whose houses got blown up. And this is information available to literally anyone pretty much effortlessly and it makes no difference to anyone at all

[khatschapuri]

because we only recognise g***cide when its about white people

[homunculus-argument]

The people who go "well who's going to look after you when you're old?" when you say you're not having kids are breathtakingly naive. Our next-door neighbour, somewhere in her mid-80s, has a son, grandkids, and a grear-granddaughter, and who's the one she calls when she needs help, and checks that she's not spending christmas alone? Me and my boyfriend.

Having kids is irrelevant if the answer to that question is still going to be "the mentally ill faggots next door."

[khatschapuri]

💖

[thatgirlonstage]

Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

[khatschapuri]

mcs deserves absolutely no respect from me

[enki2]

[stuckinapril]

The most evil person you know is posting about being a people pleaser

[stuckinapril]

The most evil person you know is posting about kindness and compassion and patience

[spookshowmunster]

Just woke up, what's the move

[khatschapuri]

ah shit here i go again

[identityranny]

Show him the fruits

[voynichs]

sometimes when i see bad cable management im like oh noo the computer threw up ): but other times when i see bad cable management im like ok so the computer likes to be natural she doesnt shave she is a feminist <3 the fact is that i contain multitudes.

[voynichs]

this is a sick computer who threw up

this is a computer with bush

[muckmagister]

​computer pussy is massive holy shit look at that guy

[raupeka-deactivated20250616]

post canceled thank yous, it's over everyone go home!

[voynichs]

no it's not. the post is still on everybody.

[lovely-v]

Student discount is so funny. You’re experiencing a Sisyphean hell of your own choosing. Have 50 cents off your coffee.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Since they don’t teach gay sex ed in school let me tell gay guys and anyone else that wants to use the back door that douching is bad for you. It will cause long term problems.

Also starving yourself all day will not work because sometimes it can take up to two or three days for something to move through you.

Just eat a bunch of fiber and use the bathroom at least an hour or two before your booty call if you can. If you hate eating fiber just get yourself some fiber pills to take with meals. If you eat enough fiber the section after the colon should remain relatively clean on its own. Just wash the outside part. Not your insides. Those clean themselves.

Also if he shames you for anything that happens by accident in the bedroom and/or refuses to use a condom he’s a jerk-wad and an idiot and you should dump him.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Yes! It dries out your colon and makes you more susceptible to micro-tears in your anal walls and makes it more likely that you’ll get constipated. There’s also a small but real chance that you could get a perforated bowel which is a medical emergency. It also washes away a natural layer of mucus in there which, while gross, is necessary.

Doing it once in a long while is probably fine but it’s not necessary unless you’re doing something super intense that goes up into your colon and you’re not willing to clean up afterwards.

If you absolutely must, use clean douching equipment and lukewarm water with a teaspoon of salt per cup of water dissolved in it. The salt mixed in will keep the water from dehydrating you because yeah, that’s another risk of douching. Your body has a very specific balance of salt it wants and plain water will sap away some of that.

Also remember to use lube, kids! It reduces your risk of getting an STD or a minor injury!

[lasagnacatlady]

Not applicable to me, but I've always been an advocate for inclusive sex education.

Stay safe!

[chantylay]

Douching is also bad for vaginas for anyone on this thread with those. They are self-cleaning as well and putting soap up there can mess with your ph balance and increase your risk of yeast infections. Just take a piss before and after sex to avoid a UTI and let your parts take care of themselves.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It’s when you squirt water up one of your holes to “clean” it. It’s unnecessary and bad for you but unfortunately a lot of people do it.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Hey, gang! This post isn’t a safe space for homophobes, transphobes, or slut shaming! If this info isn’t relevant to you then you can just scroll past it!