Allie's Nonsense

[catasters]

[idontgettechnology]

The time of his life.

[viralfrog]

[technical-tryhard]

@joy-and-whimsy-official

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This water dog is joyful and whimsical!

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[joy-and-whimsy-official]

Joy and whimsy detected! This post is joyful and whimsical!

[jaubaius]

Creative & DIY

[femur-theif]

SO THAT’S HOW THEY FUCKING DO IT

[star-anise]

I love Garth Nix art except I would fucking murder for something that interpreted “quartered surcoats” in the actual sense of medieval quartering.

JUST ONCE, IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK?

[lolavagabonde]

mooneyed 🌙🗡️

[lesbianrey]

every day i get a little madder about the ‘dream job’ narrative… all i want is to have a job that benefits society somewhat, doesn’t abuse me, and lets me live a happy life outside of my job lol. jobs should not be (and arguably can’t be) cosmic destinies and identities

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[sunderedstar]

[bitchygalaxyprince]

[kosmogrl]

[strange-aeons]

Pêches

[bagelbarr0n]

Really funny one two punch on my dash this morning

[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[earhartsease]

we parsed it as an art gallery installation

[creepymutelilbugger]

"i have to water the shitbird wait a minute"

"prosper stupid poultry"

[weaseltotheface]

Everybody say "thank you south america" for the humble potato

[prinnay]

How August kinda feels to me

[so-much-for-subtlety]

[pingintech]

literally a cartoon bad guy

[pretentiouslimericks]

It feels like I’ve talked about this before, but to me the funniest version of Portal is if Chell is deaf.

Like, most of the major story beats, at least the ones that directly affect her, have a prominent visual component so she’s following along with the basics. But she has no idea who cave johnson is, or what wheatley was trying to explain to her, and she certainly wasn’t hurt by any of glados’ insults.

but the best part of this headcanon is imagining glados checking chell’s personnel file years down the line, noticing the word “deaf” for the first time, and just going “WHAT???”

[emptyjunior]

Glados learning sign language so Chell can hear at least one of her excellent monologues and Chell just closes her eyes

[junebug-jamboree]