oh, what a life.

Ashleigh. Texas. 22. This is my blog. Welcome.

[kickashh]

Well tumblr, it's been a fun couple of years.. But I think it's time I take a break for awhile. Adios amigos ✌️

[idioticteen]

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

[afrorevolution]

[ladymccbeth]

*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.

[local-idgit]

I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner

I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE

[umibenome-deactivated20200801]

If you want 2016 to be your year, don’t sit on the couch and wait for it. Go out. Fucking make a change. Smile more. Be excited. Do new things. Clean your room. Throw away what you’ve been cluttering. Unfollow negative people on social media. Go to bed early. Wake up early. Kick ass. Every damn day

My opinion on 2016 (via umibenome)

[iverna]

I think maybe we should’ve made it clearer that all those dystopian YA novels are works of fiction meant for entertainment, not instruction manuals.

[dota2wiki]

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[thechanelmuse]

Oh. My. Damn.

[thabootyscholar]

He did this……in J E A N S

[thechanelmuse]

He didn’t even look at the fucking rim…

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating

[justaminorthreat]

Having an existential crisis.

[vohugaona]

All of the above + singing.

[mgodp]

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

[witchkriege]

imagining scenarios that will never happen

[badluckbadger]

crying

[acreaturecalledgreed]

water warm

feels nice

[relentlessandimperfect]

Literally all of these

[skeletonlocator]

[scullyisgaypls-deactivated20170]

#i wish i could erase this show from my memory to watch it again for the first time

[kickashh]

therapist: why do you laugh when you say anything negative about yourself

me: cos honestly its hilarious how incompetent i am

[5sosmichael]

just me being relatable

[tastefullyoffensive]

[stability]

[baara]

“ok so in the middle of a vine my brother found a snake in the kitchen”

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

This is a work of art.

[eziocauthon89]

OK, but where was that vine going originally?

[growlift-deactivated20161002]

“wHOA W H AT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK”

[backhandedlovesongs-deactivated]

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”