Protect All Pups

April | 21 | MKE

[alicenmaryjane2016]

[salty-red-mage]

[memeculture69]

[slightmood]

“they’re just little kids let them win at mario ka-”

me:

[slightmood]

“it’s not fai-”

me:

[bransrath]

I was raised by a man who would NEVER let anyone win.  It was like, against his religion.

You won for real or not at all.

Maybe that’s partially why I am not a snivelly liberal.

[slightmood]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[gotinstarblog-deactivated201512]

[half-black-phillip]

I’m so mad because this worked

[britney2007spears]

help me roger

[telanu]

Reblogging myself because

Originally posted by gifs-for-the-masses

[luthienebonyx]

Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?

O_O

[riskpig]

………my friend has made me curious

[maryburgers]

help me roger

[maryburgers]

Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director

[hermes-whore-deactivated2019021]

let’s do it, roger

[spitefulreality-deactivated2015]

Roger helppppp

[curvycorinneranga]

I need you Roger!

[thaebae]

ROGER PLEASE

[mydeddyalabama]

me: all men are awful they just suck and thems the facts

a man: *is goofy and lovable*

me:

[bossyasfvck]

I’m a piece of shit but it’s fine

[trevenanl-deactivated20200913]

not even Burt and all of his Bees could save me this time

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

[te-amo-corazon]

the entire term has been this confusing and chaotic

[geekscoutcookies]

The staff of The Onion are just growing cobwebs at this point

[bobo-tucci]

those thumb people in spy kids aren’t real right?

[omegaboner]

a girl in one of my classes sent out an email saying “you’ll be having a furry classmate this semester” and my heart stopped but she was talking about her service dog

[hawlucha]

[sketchyfool]

you forgot this panel

[melonmemes]

Me_irl

[ripe]

silver_taeg on ig

[paper-mario-wiki]

this is a sentient bubble bath

[birdfacts-deactivated20200802]

take me home

country toads

[itseasytoremember]

me: i wanna swim in a natural pond or lake, i want to walk in and see the moss and the trees and the little fish and just be one with nature

also me: hUHEDN SomNETH sloPRY TOUHCY MEy LEG

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.