[kiddokori]

i just want to be a dancing bug

[theside-b]

[lakevida]

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

[owwllly]

encouraging the new qifling

[art3misg33k]

I am going to spontaneously combust this is so cute

[dogpuppy]

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[devilishdescent]

this girl im seeing just called me “green bean”, forgetting that was the name of the pet rat i had whom i loved the most of all his brothers and whose death im still hung up on years later, and i feel like it gave me a glimpse into a brave new frontier of hornyposting

[devilishdescent]

calling her mommy is normie, calling her daddy is played out, calling her by her dead son’s name is the wave of the future

[couldtransitionsaveher]

Testing something: who are your favorite canon trans women in fiction?

[ca314159bara]

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

[tranthony]

youve been a bad *remembers youre plural* people

[yakichoufd]

Woopsie

[rainformation]

formative years? aren’t they all?

[absolutejamer]

show me a permanent self and i will show you a facade or a corpse

[gojinka]

ok we can do petplay but Only if I’m the fly. If that’s ok… rubs my hands together … zzzzzz…. Hope I don’t get swatted…. Zzzzzzzzz

[gojinka]

died at the window sill

[inkstaindusk]

Trying to get people into webnovels is like I swear once you get past the questionable translation, weird writing style, and strange formatting it gets REALLY good after the first (couple) hundred chapters

[satyriconmp3]

admire folks who reblog posts which contradict eachother. exactly! keep em guessing

[severalowls]

fuck people who reblog posts which contradict each other. no! be explicitly clear

[ashstfu]

often i am scared for no reason or several reasons