[everyluxoziatonce]

fire emblem mod that changes the player phase animation to say “FUCK AROUND” and the enemy phase one to say “FIND OUT”. is this anything

[vilkalizer]

#can we put it in bad medieval profanity though

ok you know what?

that is funny.

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

feeling like the health inspector

[ponyboyfaceshopping]

[chaoticneutralwife]

liking all of your posts instead of just talking to you because there is something wrong with me

[only-tiktoks]

[cthulhu-with-a-fez]

[artwheat]

this animal

[elbiotipo]

My solution for bloatware is this: by law you should hire in every programming team someone who is Like, A Guy who has a crappy laptop with 4GB and an integrated graphics card, no scratch that, 2 GB of RAM, and a rural internet connection. And every time someone in your team proposes to add shit like NPCs with visible pores or ray tracing or all the bloatware that Windows, Adobe, etc. are doing now, they have to come back and try your project in the Guy's laptop and answer to him. He is allowed to insult you and humilliate you if it doesn't work in his laptop, and you should by law apologize and optimize it for him. If you try to put any kind of DRM or permanent internet connection, he is legally allowed to shoot you.

With about 5 or 10 years of that, we will fix the world.

[audliminal]

Me, staring at the walrus on my doorstep: this makes no sense

The walrus: pardon my unexpected appearance, good sir, but I find myself trapped in this unfortunate form and require your assistance, for you see, I am a fairy-

Me: Ohhhhhh, now I get it

[beatlesweatles]

[isawken]

2024 gonna be my year fr

[princecroutons]

imagine you're some guy and you're going through the woods one day and you stumble upon a house and the people who live there just give you free food and eventually let you inside and it's like nothing you've ever seen before and the people are so nice and loving towards you and then one day they decide to never let you leave again, steal your balls, and give you a stupid fucking hair cut

[princecroutons]

my name is croutons and this is my story

[fish-enthusiast622]

[leathergerard]

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

[leathergerard]

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

[leathergerard]

... much like something else i know of

[veralena-deactivated20240731]

[transgenderer]

It's reallly annoying that oversleeping is like. 100% inefficient. There is no benefit you gain, you basically just lost a bunch of hours from your life. You're not even less sleepy afterwards

[buzzkillgirls]

so. bad news. we have to keep going tomorrow. good news is that I’ll keep going with you

[firefox-official]

do you weep

often

[firefox-official]

um but i also rejoice

[chiosavinces-deactivated2026032]

I could be your ibuprofriend :).....or your advillain >:)