Kids

Right?

[dailyhudsonwilliams]

via by.aikaflores

[kidsasyouknow]

welp he may be well-rested but I'm fucking not. from the moment aika flores and hudson williams crossed paths I have not known peace.

[spicyvampire]

Hudson Williams for etalk at the 2026 Canadian Screen Awards

[kidsasyouknow]

WELL. RESTED. folks, he's well-rested at last. I'm so happy for him.

[kidsasyouknow]

hottie in a movement nudge video: here's a short simple routine that will fix your pain and make you feel good!

me: cool!

hottie: do five shmoogles

me: okay, I can do that

hottie: then a 30-second gremlin hold

me: bet that feels nice

hottie: ten horgin borps on each side

me: yeah, I could do this every morning. I could gain mobility and strength and stop having upper back pain. this is great!

hottie: then fifteen chud squats

me: those look hard

hottie: as many galadriels as you can do in five minutes

me: this is getting a little long

hottie: grab a kettlebell and do some stalin twists. try for twenty in each direction.

hottie: ten pull-ups

me: ........

hottie: and do all that two more times. follow me for more easy, fun, simple, basic, easy fitness routines!

[voguefashion]

Cate Blanchett photographed by Nikolai von Bismarck for Vogue Germany, April 2026.

[kidsasyouknow]

just once I would love it if a famous woman was allowed to be old

[kidsasyouknow]

pussy too chthonic

[brightlotusmoon]

[ancientson]

I know this is meant to be funny but it actually makes such a good point about how ADHD and executive dysfunction can impact people in really major ways, including financially

[kidsasyouknow]

forgetting to pay my cobra payment for so long that it lapses and I sign up for medicaid but it doesn't kick in until next month so I can't refill my adhd meds or get treatment for migraines and now I have a migraine all the time: $ whatever man

[unpretty]

every time i remember that this happened i lose my mind all over again

[unpretty]

happy mooninite panic day

[kidsasyouknow]

this was a really fun day actually. school got called off when we were already there so my friends and I went out for pancakes. think there was a bomb the music industry show that night. good times.

[kidsasyouknow]

every new hudson williams media appearance is like

visuals: *thousand-watt smile, glowing skin, the most incredible fits you've ever seen in your life*

words: I'm so tired I'm so tired god I'm so fucking tired haha lol I'm so FUCKING tired

[heated-rivalry-uk]

Arriving at YSL show (Perfect Magazine)

[kidsasyouknow]

now see that's a good outfit and I want to wear it but unlike hudson williams's outfits I do not feel like it is going to murder me

[persephone-queenofthe-underworld]

I think we as a society need to thank Hbomberguy profusely for exposing James Somerton before he could comment on Heated Rivalry

[kidsasyouknow]

seeing a lot of people say somerton would've said some misogynistic shit about the "straight women" in the audience. I think he'd have some way out there take that makes no sense. I humbly submit: too much hockey.

[puppygirldick]

Viktor Lyapkalo Artwork: 'Blowing bubbles' & 'Evening' Painted 9 years apart.

Same woman

[kidsasyouknow]

ass goals

[beastsoulart]

what if venusaur with tiny rainfrog ass

[roach-works]

considering rainfrogs actually have an ass, unlike most other frogs, because they use their short legs for burrowing rather than jumping and that's where those muscles go, venusaur is actually very likely to have an ass! venusaur definitely doesn't jump and it probably does a certain amount of pushing dirt around.

tl;dr: this is an anatomically probable ass

[kidsasyouknow]

they're calling my ass anatomically probable

[kidsasyouknow]

I love all the enthusiasm for Muppet Christmas Carol yall but I'm gonna need you to make some room in your hearts (& on your dashes) for Muppet Treasure Island.

and that's not even getting to the tim curry of it all

[shutyourmoustache]

You can say this doesn’t involve wizardry, but I’d have to call bullshit.

[kidsasyouknow]

this is everything I want for my future

[rozanovy]

HUDSON WILLIAMS BTS of DSQUARED2 Fittings for Milan Fashion Week 2026

[kidsasyouknow]

great moments in knitwear

[kidsasyouknow]

no thanks I do not need the hudson williams workout video. I'm good. actually I'm not good I'm fuckin dying over here I've barely recovered from the golden globes fit and now this??

[kidsasyouknow]

a thing I've learned from heated rivalry and also my life: you have to affirmatively tell your kids you'd be fine if they were gay. do it early & often. you can be the crunchiest most liberal "in this house we believe love is love" ass parents on earth but if you don't say WITH WORDS "if you're gay you can tell us & we'll be happy for you" your gay ass kid is not gonna know. "would they not be good about it?" I don't know, ilya!! they're certainly not comfortable talking about it so it must be too dark and shameful for them even to consider!!!