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vernadskova-deactivated20230803

Ok so Haumea, a dwarf planet beyond Pluto, spins so fast it gets elongated like this. This is just what it looks like. Something deeply unsettles me looking at it. Terrifying.

#i love this planet #also imagine this planet turning so fast it just keeps pushing it's insides out #so it turns into a donut shape #this is a comment directed at one specific person thank you

Is it impostor syndrome?

ameba-from-space

This is funniest joke I have ever made in my life and I feel like you guys don’t appreciate that enough

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catasters

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ginger-ale-official

putting these outside businesses I do not own

deathtokillian

This is the funniest comment I've seen today

catasters

enbycarp

A customer just called and asked, “Do you have music?”

I paused a moment and said, “We do have concerts coming up, yes.”

She asked, “When are they?”

And I said, “We have several options. Is there a certain kind of concert you’re looking for?”

And she said, “what’s the difference?”

Again I paused, and then explained that there are different kinds of music, like classical, pop, rock, etc. The phone call is over, but I’m still not over it.

enbycarp

She called back! She wanted to know “some dates for music.”

ladyshinga

charlesoberonn

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

charlesoberonn

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

evilscientist3

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.