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[lokisergi]

The Saga of Loki’s Junk Problem

Thor 1

costume designers create a pair of unsightly pants with the clinging consistency of WET tissue paper, and no one gives tom the right undergarments to strap that shit down. Loki has Goblin King levels of embarrassingly un-tameable junk galloping across every piece of film reel with a waist down shot.

Marvel actually has to pay someone to go in post production and gaussian blur out his wandering wanker.

Avengers/Thor 2/Everything post Thor1

Marvel:I can’t believe we paid someone to be Loki’s CGI cock wrangler.

Costume designers: What if we just gave him a crotch flap instead of tissue paper pants?

And that is why there has been a modesty flap every since

[weirdqafan]

I would take that CGI job in a heartbeat.  Especially claiming I need the real life version in my office for a comparison check in various crotch enhancing poses.

[church-of-lilith]

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

[claireverlasting]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go fight a river

[poneappol]

this fanfiction shit easy

[danshee]

“BUT THAT’S NOT THEM!!!!”

HOW can you say that?!?!?! HOW can you sit there and watch Asa say “scrumptious” and “tickety-boo,” bring out the hot cocoa, and then watch Anthony absolutely GEEK OUT over the universe and point out the NIGHTINGALE while they hold hands under the night sky — and then look me dead in the eyes and tell me that’s not them?!?!?!

Like I’m sorry but that is literally their ESSENCE reincarnated into human form. Same souls. Same love. Same ridiculous little mannerisms. They found each other AGAIN. What more do you WANT FROM ME!!!!!!!!

[kikas999]

For the 1000 time, believe what you want

THEY LOST THEIR MEMORIES. To me, twe identical people can exist but they aren't the same person without their memories being identical.

I love their essence finding each other in every universe, but its not them.

[ramen-dog-o7]

As an aroace girly, I think people are placing too much importance on a kiss. It’s not needed when their relationship and bond does all the talking.

[kikas999]

i think y'all missed the part where aziraphale never properly apologized or took accountability. Also, you're entirely missing the practical kiss campaign good omens were using to hype up season 3 even after Ne*l Ga*men.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss wasn't the problem. It was the character assassination that the show committed at the very end by destroying the previous narratives. S1 and S2 mean nothing when Aziraphale never apologized, and the world they saved got immediately destroyed afterwards.

[ladybracknellssherry]

Yeah, as an aroace spec individual it made me really sad that the writers denied Aziraphale and Crowley a happy kiss considering the ff in s2 clearly showed us that they wanted one.

More importantly, as an autistic and aroace spec individual, it makes me sad that they didn’t get an explicit “I love you,” because we all perceive and receive and express and experience love differently, and it’s nice to have that confirmation stated clearly.

Especially after the ff, and everything Crowley said about being left and rejected and abandoned in the finale, and after Aziraphale’s “Best Angel” speech… I don’t think Crowley actually knew Aziraphale loved him in the end.

Maybe if they hadn’t been very ooc and unkind to each other throughout the finale it wouldn’t sit so uncomfortably with me.

Most of all, as an aroace spec individual and a person for whom Aziraphale and Crowley and Good Omens have been extremely important, I just wanted them to be happy, and they got annihilated instead.

[sleepy-pigeonn]

How long do you think we can sit here before we have to move?

[ramen-dog-o7]

As an aroace girly, I think people are placing too much importance on a kiss. It’s not needed when their relationship and bond does all the talking.

[kikas999]

i think y'all missed the part where aziraphale never properly apologized or took accountability. Also, you're entirely missing the practical kiss campaign good omens were using to hype up season 3 even after Ne*l Ga*men.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss wasn't the problem. It was the character assassination that the show committed at the very end by destroying the previous narratives. S1 and S2 mean nothing when Aziraphale never apologized, and the world they saved got immediately destroyed afterwards.

[kikas999]

can you tell im still fuming they butchered the characters i related to?

[ramen-dog-o7]

As an aroace girly, I think people are placing too much importance on a kiss. It’s not needed when their relationship and bond does all the talking.

[kikas999]

i think y'all missed the part where aziraphale never properly apologized or took accountability. Also, you're entirely missing the practical kiss campaign good omens were using to hype up season 3 even after Ne*l Ga*men.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss wasn't the problem. It was the character assassination that the show committed at the very end by destroying the previous narratives. S1 and S2 mean nothing when Aziraphale never apologized, and the world they saved got immediately destroyed afterwards.

[saunterbelow]

would you rather have unlimited human au but no aziracrow. or aziracrow, unlimited aziracrow, but no aziracrow

[chaosandcardigans]

do you think we're together in another universe?

I don't care, I just want you in this one.

[taiga013]

Every time I try to convince myself the ending wasn’t sad I remember Jesus saying “I never really get a chance” as he disappears from existence.

[fellshish]

nothing legolasts forever

[xueyangapologist]

“that fandom is so annoying” i hate to break it to you but every fandom is annoying. all of them. if you’re in a fandom you’re annoying. i’m in several fandoms i’m extra annoying. everyone on this website is annoying.

[plantlordv]

Aziraphale and Crowley did NOT get a happy ending. Let that sink in.

After everything they'd gone through together, all their history, their love spanning 6000 years, they literally vanished into dust.

Their "human versions" are not them. They met each other in their 50s? 60s? and will get like 30 or so years together.

No sticking together for centuries despite being from opposite factions in an eternal conflict, no developing their rivalry, friendship, and eventually love throughout the ages, no having each other's back despite the dangers of doing so, no bickering, no rescuing each other, no "you go too fast for me, Crowley", no 'our' Bentley, no "angel" as a pet name, NO THEM. At all.

This is my worst nightmare I'm going the fuck back to sleep.

[valka-lalka]

I had this vision, where Woodland Elves can choose to off themselves, for instance out of grief and they do it by changing into a tree. It starts with less talking and just communicating with plants, it ends somewhere in Mirkwood, in the forest.

[shetheyslain]

Dahling you simply must read this book! It’s all about this devious little caterpillar who simply gorges himself on all manner of divine things