Herms/Hermes🪽✨️

My music is my therapy. Credit to El_crafts for the pfp!!

[justanotherfangirlwup]

“Bagginshield is canon” i say into the microphone. the crowd boos. i sigh and begin to walk off stage. "she's right" a voice says, i turn and there he is. Richard Armitage.

[brucemanimean-batwayne]

every time it rains i have the urge to say “well our plan to stand alone in a field with a metal rod is out” which no one ever recognizes is from phineas and ferb but usually kills anyway

[asa1037-rakugaki]

dance♪

[asteronomical]

adrian: you’re a lying, cheating piece of shit! you’re not the eridian i married!

rocky: fine then! we’re getting a divorce! and i'm taking the pebbles!

grace, pushing the monopoly board away from them: … maybe we should stop playing

[evifr-ruu]

Messenger, Archangel, Trickster

Might make this into a print and also making it my new pfp dont forget me

[belovedeurydiceblog]

patzagchilles

guys i NEEDDDD more content i want everyone to be so pza pilled now. like why do none of my friends ship them (and most of them don’t even know who they are too) they’re highkey peak. also the patrochilles companion note ARE WE KIDDING??? no fucking way. “from achilles & patroclus, their devotion, absolute.” HOLY SHIT. no way. i cannot BELIEVE i haven’t seen this sooner awhhhhhh

[evenstarre]

[hg-aneh]

Trans rights!

[lokisergi]

The Saga of Loki’s Junk Problem

Thor 1

costume designers create a pair of unsightly pants with the clinging consistency of WET tissue paper, and no one gives tom the right undergarments to strap that shit down. Loki has Goblin King levels of embarrassingly un-tameable junk galloping across every piece of film reel with a waist down shot.

Marvel actually has to pay someone to go in post production and gaussian blur out his wandering wanker.

Avengers/Thor 2/Everything post Thor1

Marvel:I can’t believe we paid someone to be Loki’s CGI cock wrangler.

Costume designers: What if we just gave him a crotch flap instead of tissue paper pants?

And that is why there has been a modesty flap every since

[weirdqafan]

I would take that CGI job in a heartbeat.  Especially claiming I need the real life version in my office for a comparison check in various crotch enhancing poses.

[church-of-lilith]

the gays were immortal and they STILL managed to bury them???

[claireverlasting]

this sucks so bad i need to [remembers suicide jokes only worsen my mental health] go fight a river

[poneappol]

this fanfiction shit easy

[danshee]

“BUT THAT’S NOT THEM!!!!”

HOW can you say that?!?!?! HOW can you sit there and watch Asa say “scrumptious” and “tickety-boo,” bring out the hot cocoa, and then watch Anthony absolutely GEEK OUT over the universe and point out the NIGHTINGALE while they hold hands under the night sky — and then look me dead in the eyes and tell me that’s not them?!?!?!

Like I’m sorry but that is literally their ESSENCE reincarnated into human form. Same souls. Same love. Same ridiculous little mannerisms. They found each other AGAIN. What more do you WANT FROM ME!!!!!!!!

[kikas999]

For the 1000 time, believe what you want

THEY LOST THEIR MEMORIES. To me, twe identical people can exist but they aren't the same person without their memories being identical.

I love their essence finding each other in every universe, but its not them.

[ramen-dog-o7]

As an aroace girly, I think people are placing too much importance on a kiss. It’s not needed when their relationship and bond does all the talking.

[kikas999]

i think y'all missed the part where aziraphale never properly apologized or took accountability. Also, you're entirely missing the practical kiss campaign good omens were using to hype up season 3 even after Ne*l Ga*men.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss wasn't the problem. It was the character assassination that the show committed at the very end by destroying the previous narratives. S1 and S2 mean nothing when Aziraphale never apologized, and the world they saved got immediately destroyed afterwards.

[ladybracknellssherry]

Yeah, as an aroace spec individual it made me really sad that the writers denied Aziraphale and Crowley a happy kiss considering the ff in s2 clearly showed us that they wanted one.

More importantly, as an autistic and aroace spec individual, it makes me sad that they didn’t get an explicit “I love you,” because we all perceive and receive and express and experience love differently, and it’s nice to have that confirmation stated clearly.

Especially after the ff, and everything Crowley said about being left and rejected and abandoned in the finale, and after Aziraphale’s “Best Angel” speech… I don’t think Crowley actually knew Aziraphale loved him in the end.

Maybe if they hadn’t been very ooc and unkind to each other throughout the finale it wouldn’t sit so uncomfortably with me.

Most of all, as an aroace spec individual and a person for whom Aziraphale and Crowley and Good Omens have been extremely important, I just wanted them to be happy, and they got annihilated instead.

[sleepy-pigeonn]

How long do you think we can sit here before we have to move?

[ramen-dog-o7]

As an aroace girly, I think people are placing too much importance on a kiss. It’s not needed when their relationship and bond does all the talking.

[kikas999]

i think y'all missed the part where aziraphale never properly apologized or took accountability. Also, you're entirely missing the practical kiss campaign good omens were using to hype up season 3 even after Ne*l Ga*men.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss wasn't the problem. It was the character assassination that the show committed at the very end by destroying the previous narratives. S1 and S2 mean nothing when Aziraphale never apologized, and the world they saved got immediately destroyed afterwards.

[kikas999]

can you tell im still fuming they butchered the characters i related to?

[ramen-dog-o7]

As an aroace girly, I think people are placing too much importance on a kiss. It’s not needed when their relationship and bond does all the talking.

[kikas999]

i think y'all missed the part where aziraphale never properly apologized or took accountability. Also, you're entirely missing the practical kiss campaign good omens were using to hype up season 3 even after Ne*l Ga*men.

The kiss isnt the real problem. The real problem is the ending makes no actual sense for Aziraphale and Crowley. It destroys everything that s1 and s2 set up. Aziraphale would have never chosen some new world over the world he loved. Thats the point of his character. As god said, hes imperfect and a glutton and a sinner.

The kiss wasn't the problem. It was the character assassination that the show committed at the very end by destroying the previous narratives. S1 and S2 mean nothing when Aziraphale never apologized, and the world they saved got immediately destroyed afterwards.