[wingkink]

Therapists are just…. Common sense filters

[wingkink]

Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t

Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together

Me:

Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.

Me:

Me: what

[luidilovins]

You dont have to make the sandwitch

[itdidntscandoesitsmeanitsfree]

[jeanqrey]

Don’t scare me like that, colonizer!

[with-practice]

[sdklsrjkwejrwe403rw3fdfd-deacti]

watch me as i gravitate

[sdklsrjkwejrwe403rw3fdfd-deacti]

[half-lies]

[comradesaucegay]

get a man who can do both

[eymbeeart]

BULMAH

[shitpostpriest]

you are what you yeet

[ottermatopoeia]

this bitch empty :(

[deactivated-blog]

here i come!!!!!! 

shlap shlap shlap

[deactivated-blog]

shlap shlap shlap shlap

[deactivated-blog]

[insomniac-arrest]

Bikini Bottom has a universal basic income

Both Squidward and Spongebob can afford their own two-story houses with enough money left over for things like snail food and art supplies, they are both fast food workers with a boss that is shown on several occasions to pay them as little as possible

Furthermore, characters like Plankton can afford his own restaurant, machines, and computer despite not selling a single burger, Patrick similarly has his own place and lifestyle while rarely shown to actually work

In this essay we will examine the idea of a universal basic income that exists in the SpongeBob universe that provides

[theweirdwideweb]

[wholesomethemedmemes]

[molluscappreciator-deactivated2]

hey str8s, wanna be an ally? buy me an 85 pound wheel of parmesan cheese

[miridai]

[wizardnem]

a late night of justice 🌙

[serotnin]

me after being diagnosed w sleepy bitch disease