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sophie 👽 30something 🤍personal blog with a taylor swift problem💅

[killatravs]

hey y'all this is my ✨main blog✨

here you'll find musings on my life and most importantly my controversial taylor swift takes 💋

🌟if you want to hear my fandom/shipping nonsense including my dumb takes and the occasional fic please follow yourlocalrandombisexual (cute animal videos may also be included here)

🌟if you wanna see me wave my fist at the sky against social media and ai follow me at dopeflipphone

🌟and if you wanna hang out with me as i nerd out over apple/tech stuff follow me at omgiheartapple

[killatravs]

the cure by olivia rodrigo is about our current glp-1 obsession

[maryoliveoil]

You're Losing Me was released a year ago today. Let's raise a glass to Kangaroo Karl or whatever the fuck their name was for pulling a truly epic troll job on Swifties. So good you can't even be mad about it.

[maryoliveoil]

THREE YEAR CAKE

[killatravs]

i don’t think i would be doing therapy again if i wasn’t taking improv classes

[senatortedcruz]

I don’t post for women

I don’t post for men

Lately I’ve been posting for revenge

[fluff-e-boy]

Need to be taken apart and reassembled like a broken watch . Not in a sex way I just think they should put my joints together right this time

[primarybufferpanel]

Ohhh the fantasy of all your bones being put into one of those ultrasonic cleaning baths they use for jewelry. All the pain coming clouding out like dirt. Then carefully reassembled and joints oiled and then it would all just work perfectly and painlessly...

Like, I know that's not what's wrong with me but I think we should try just to be sure

[killatravs]

i’m a slut for a sad bop

[killatravs]

finally saw the devil wears prada 2 and the most shocking thing about it has nothing to do with the movie itself and more about the fact that i unwittingly visited all those italian locations three months ago when i was in milan

[existencebringsonlypain]

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

take this test (https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/), then come back here:

what's your JND?

.00030-.00099

.0010-.0017

.0017-.0024

.0024-.0031

.0031-.0038

.0038-.0045

.0045-.0052

.0052-.0059

.0059-.0066

.0066-.0073

.0073-.0080

.0080 or greater

Voting ended onMay 13

it doesnt have to be a good score, you dont have to take it multiple times, you dont have to get on a good screen, etcetera. just gimme your score please this is my final project grade :)

i'd love if you could reblog for reach

[wetheurban]

What a privilege to outgrow the version of you that settled for less than you deserved.

[dreaminginsteadofsleeping42]

Taylor not liking words in her songs to end in the same letter as the next word starts with is hands down the most fascinating piece of information I’ve learned about her in like. Ten years.

[maryoliveoil]

I've become addicted to watching TV with my AirPods.

[kissyouanyway]

forever repeating the phrase “taylor swift doesn’t write songs about men, she writes songs about taylor swift”

[maryoliveoil]

Swifties for 20 years: Here’s how “talk real slow” can make sense…

Taylor in 2026: I don’t like two L sounds together.

[stuckinthistaydream]

but daddy i love him kinda the song of all time methinks

[killatravs]

is there anything more late stage capitalism then thinking about dropping $100k on grad school to get a degree in a field that is slowly be replaced by LLMs?

[pansy2025]

things used to be $5