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@killedcheese
unfortunately for me, my finger slipped and the warm, friendly ":)" i was about to end my message with instead turned into the much racier ";)" and now i guess i gotta have rough gay sex with the coworker i was messaging
in my sophomore year of college this guy made these items which quickly became a craze across campus. i myself bought one of his sweaters, which saysĀ āGOOD AND DEADā across the chest andĀ āARM PAINā along the sleeves. he showed up at 11 pm on a bicycle to deliver the goods in the dead of winter, wearing a metal t-shirt tucked into khakis. his facebook screen name is an indecipherable series of symbols. i have no authentic way to credit him but i want to share his art with you.
very excited about this new medical option where we swallow a vibrator
i regret to inform you all that i did the research so you dont have to, and its exactly what you think. it's a machine. its got an app. you can monitor the pill, in your body, through the app.
you raise such a good question
what is endgame for the vore vibrators
y'all, literly nothing on this website will tell me what is in the capsule or what happens to the capsule when it comes out the other end, but I have learned that it takes 3 weeks of treatment to see significant results and also that you have to place the capsule in an "activation pod" before you swallow it
and yes there is an app
I found a pdf they provide for physicians and I am currently making my way through it
current fun facts:
-the Pod has a usb charger and a wall adapter
-do not MRI this capsule, dear god
-do not bite the capsule
-if a child swallows a capsule they need to go to the hospital
more fun facts from the dosing instructions
there are no directions for what to do at the end of the line so I am assuming the mystery capsule (that should not be allowed around pacemakers) gets flushed
it does say to see a doctor if you think it has not been excreted "within 2 weeks"
ps I assume this is standardized language, but I LOVE the idea that the vore vibrator might accidentally interfere with TV and radio
@kawaiianimeredhead i vote yes
!, <3, and ^-^ are MY three weed smoking girlfriends
Opinions on cum
do people even say hello anymore
when your art programās closing message hits you straight in the heart and makes you stop and contemplate the state of it all
i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.Ā i think that would solve a lot of problems.Ā
āWhy donāt you write?ā Postcard from my collection, 1911.
This.
Can my turtle get your support in his presidential campaign?
He's got his own website apollo4president.org
MEALWORMS FOR ALL!!!!
Me, a German, every single time I am abroad: I am so sorry I have to do this to you. Believe me, this pains me just as much as it must pain you. This is not the ending you deserve and I want you to have the chance for a better life but the circumstances leave me no other choiceĀ *looks at the water bottle apologetically* *throws it into the trash can and wipes away tears*
Twitter User: I wish I had more followers, then Iād be more likely to get verified.
Facebook User: I wish my posts reached further, then Iād get famous.
Instagram User: I wish I had more followers so I can unlock more basic features for my account.
TikTok User: I wish I had more views then Iād be a real influencer.
Tumbler User: I specifically didnāt tag this so no one would find it why does it have 200k notes? Who the hell are these people following me? All of you need to go away so I can go back to posting incomprehensible garbage and pictures of frogs.
Self-fulfilling prophecy
Oh no
Help
Hereās a picture of a blue poison dart frog.
WHY!?
Okay, lots of folks asking āINSTAGRAM DOES THAT!?ā
And yes, it does:
Nice.
Kaeru the frog from Pocoās Udon World
Pain.
itās sooo sad when u see all these research papers by the same 2 ppl and then u see 1 where only one of them is credited⦠whereās ur little buddy donāt tell me u broke up </3
[image description: tags that say āwell maybe theyāre seeing other researchersā āyou know. an open source relationshipā. end image description]
Thatās it, the Professor is truly the King of Sass
The letter didnāt come from the Nazi party, but from the publishing house which had expressed an interest in the German translation of The Hobbit. Tolkienās response really is a thing of beauty, though, so it deserves to be quoted in its entirety:
25 July 1938Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā 20 Northmoor Road, Oxford
Dear Sirs,
Thank you for your letter. ⦠I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by arisch. I am not of Aryan extraction: that is Indo-iranian; as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, Gypsy, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject - which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.
Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearings whatsoever on the merits of my work or its suitability for publication, of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.
I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully
J.R.R. Tolkien.
(Letter 30)
The Hobbit wasnāt published in German until 1957.
This might just be the politest āfuck youā ever written.
W.h.a.t.
Not just āI wish I had Jewish ancestors, but I donāt,ā but also āyou do realize thatās not what āAryanā actually means, right,ā and āyou guys are making it pretty hard to be proud of my German heritage.ā
Nazis: Are you Aryan?
Noted linguistics freak Tolkien: Are you?