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Real life Bad Santa doesn't f*ck about!

A Wisconsin mall Santa decided to handle one of the naughty list members early this year when a young girl told him her Christmas wish was for her stepdad to stop molesting her. He and four of his elves attacked the guy, who was waiting nearby, and pummeled him unconscious.

An eyewitness recalled, “Santa didn’t say nothing. He just grabbed the back of the guy’s skull and headbutted him REAL hard.” The witness continued on to say, “Then Kringle got on top of him and just started pummeling him. He was laughing and screaming ‘Ho! Ho! Ho! Motherfucker!’

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I love this.

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There should be more stories like this

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The Mist

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Serotonin… The good shit we all love to selectively inhibit the re-uptake of

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Today is World Mental Health Day, Tumblr. 🌍

Never forget that your brain is beautiful, even if it’s a work in progress.

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man *waking up from 12 year coma*: excuse me…. Doctor… ive been asleep for so long….. can you please…. bring me a newspaper… so i can better understand the current world… doctor: no i absolutely fucking cannot do that

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My hair came out sooo good today

On tumblr I can measure my faith in humanity by my distance down the scroll bar.

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Let’s keep today’s awesome cosplay streak going a look at Emma Rubini’s outstanding monochrome Tank Girl cosplay. She looks like she just stepped out of the pages of Jamie Hewlett and Alan Martin’s iconic comic book: