welcome to the spacejam

Hi, my name is Shannon. I'm 28. I live in Canada. Cold, stressed, and sleepy. Sad. idk.

[wingkink]

btw it's so fucking stupid you can be anxious physically in your body even after you've decided mentally you don't care. I'm supposed to be in charge here

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

gar field? that’s not where they’re supposed to be

[encryptidarchivist]

ah,,, but they are such gentle beasts,,,

[lukewarmtomatosoup]

oh wow… how serene…

[servuscallidus]

I'm going to *remembers suicide is often not a desire for death itself but rather an attempt to radically change one's life because the current state of being has become unbearable but the person can't think of any way to change it other than death* kill myself

[ms-demeanor]

I thought that it was a bit on the nose that the hormone that causes ligaments to loosen during menstruation and pregnancy is called relaxin, but I just found out that the protein that causes jizz to coagulate is called semenogelin.

[oscillatingheatpipe]

Guess what this insect parasite's toxin does to the host. Go on, guess

[wizardpotions]

Girls will scuttle around under leaf litter and prefer cool and damp environments

[wizardpotions]

Ah fuck I was thinking about woodlice again.

[wizardpotions]

hang on i think ive got it this time

Girls will have armor plating and have 14 legs

[wizardpotions]

Shit that's woodlice again.

[westborofaptist]

im dying

[memewhore]

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

pokemon blood and pokemon bone where you osmosis jones your way through some creature to discover microscopic pokemon

[bedrock-to-buildheight]

I can get behind that

(Top to bottom: tardigrades, staphylococcus aureus, and mash up of various fungi)

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

this but they’re the sole source of disease in the Pokemon universe

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

*doctor places stethoscope on my chest* “Good news and bad news: here’s the good news, I can hear it chanting it’s own name, so diagnosis is easy. The bad news is… you’ve got tuberculosa.”

[goetic-justice]

Cats never understand that you're helping them get their claws unstuck from fabric. They're just like "you're tormenting me at the worst possible time I hate you"

[gateway-2000-deactivated2025111]

modern computers don't beep enough. i miss when they spoke to me in their own language

[biglawbear]

Me: hello windows 95 I would like to go on the internet please

Computer: d̸̝͋͆ͅi̸̻͒͝ạ̸̥̅l̶͇̃̋t̵̨̡͚̻̹̽̿̅̎o̵̗͊́̏n̴̠̈́e̷͇̦̹̓ ̴͕͓̹̣̓̅̚n̴̳͈̭͆͐̂̒͝o̸̖̫̼͉̎͝͠i̷̝͙̕s̴̢̞͚͘e̵͓̻̞͙͈̓̈́̊̀͘s̴͚̮̪̎̈́͋͆ ̷͓̝̤͓̄̎͛͘o̸̗̞̪͑͑̀͝f̵̢̫́͆̎̓̈ ̶̢̱̻̾̓̈́͘̕d̴̼͖͕͚̜͒͌́̋ẻ̷̼̙̠͓̐͌ͅa̵̖̣̻͇̾͐͛̈́̚ṯ̶͆ḧ̶̲̯͔́̀̀͠

[pinkm4ns]

[puphoods]

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

[decadent-hag]

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

[funnytwittertweets]

[taproot-bread]

Weighted blanket is not enough I need someone to do this to me

[konoko]

[funnytwittertweets]

[pissybitchboy]

these guys look like theyre fighting over how to make a soup

"hey can i put this in"

"NO ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME IT'LL RUIN IT"

[pochowek]

this is still so funny