Mikey The Mutt

Watch out for the gay platypus!! i draw (sometimes) [18 he/him]

[kilzz0]

He would.

[tavi-the-rat]

im rewatching phineas and ferb that's how much i gathered from it so far

[jeffica49]

Major Monogram absolutely said “great boobily moobilies” the first time he had sex

[dorks-crochet]

Do bi do bi do ba…

[dziu-chan]

Hear me out : Perry is a very serious man but with childish looking imagination

[perryshmirtz-screenshots]

[liebelesbe]

one of my favorite parts of Phineas and Ferb is how often Perry is sleeping in Candace's bed.

She's always like ew! the platypus!! while Perry is like chilling with my favorite Candace!! #myCandace :)

[conspiracy-frog]

Do you want to elaborate ?

No

[raitobaker]

VOTE PERRY VOTE DOOF

Here is my humble contribution to the campaign.

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

PHINEAS AND FERB IS FOREVER BTW ✌️

[periflynn]

vanessa with her dad 🥰

[trans-dwightschrute]

I laugh way too hard and loud at this adorable dorky ass grin Perry makes at Santa Claus, it's so awkward looking seeing him with this toothy smile 🤣

His eyes man, his eyes 🤣 it kills me

[blue-synergy]

I know the new animation isn't always great and can objectively be pretty bad most of the time but HOLY these facial expressions my boy is pulling off

I love to see Phineas get actual expressions instead of his (albeit very iconic) no thoughts head empty look he has most of the time.

[chio-chan2]

Watching the 2026 World Cup

Watching the 2026 Tumblr Sexy Man Contest

[trans-dwightschrute]

You can be asexual and be involved in kink!!!

You can engage in kink with other consenting adults without having sex!!!

BDSM doesn't always have to include sexual contact

Sometimes BDSM is getting tied up in ropes while your partner tells you their childhood truama before revealing their evil-inator and then you beat them up

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 4

Human Perry the Platypus (Phineas and Ferb)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Voting ended onJun 22

Human Perry art by my personal favorite PnF fan artist @chio-chan2artbox

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Please vote for my husband. Pretty please? We need to meet at the end

[adhdoofenshmirtz]

Do it for the prophecy

[trans-dwightschrute]

I'm tired of pretending that Perryshmirtz isn't an age gap ship and that the aspect of their age gap doesn't make the ship more interesting.

Let's be real Perry is objectively younger than Doofenshmirtz. Now I want to stress that Perry is mature for his species when he meets Doofenshmirtz even though Perry is probably around the same age as the boys in human years. But he still has experienced the world for a significantly less amount of time compared to Doofenshmirtz, who's been alive for almost half a century.

And I see that people tend to age human Perry to his 40s so that he's around Doof's age. And my spicy hot take is that more people should depict human Perry in his mid 20s. Give them an age gap you cowards!!! Give them a generational difference to add to the chemistry!!!!!! IT'S GOOD CHEMISTRY

No actually think about it!! Perry being younger makes things so interesting. Perry in either universe is relatively young and new to life. In the Platypus AU all he's ever known is the OWCA and his home in Danville, and a few trips to London. Who knows how much Perry is actually naive to. Imagining Perry discovering new things through Doofenshmirtz unintentionally introducing him to that. Also he's probably pretty repressed and naive because of the OWCA but that's a different conversation (imagine a religious allegory with OWCA censoring Perry from certain stuff)

Imagine human Perry hardly has any experience with drinking alcohol and has never been drunk before so when he is drunk around Doofenshmirtz, Doof knows how to handle Perry and keep him safe from alcohol poisoning or getting hurt and preventing a bad hangover. Because he has drinking experience. He's learned from being drunk in the past on what NOT to do.

It's so fun to imagine Doofenshmirtz being older than Perry and realizing that Perry is in his early adulthood and still figuring himself out. So Doofenshmirtz recognizes that and encourages Perry to explore himself and his own personal values and his identity/asexuality.

I feel like so many people are sleeping on this!!!!!!!!! HELLO!!!!