have fun lol

my names courtney and this is a humour blog.

[arthetic]

*logs in* the artist is present

[glitteringspark]

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

[glamourqueenn]

[litostarr-deactivated20150508]

This is why females are dominating males

[mvcsvi-deactivated20170807]

real shit ^

[sharkyinterest-deactivated20160]

In defense …the back is sometimes hard to get for some of us. & if bae is willing to help why not.

[nahhnotreally-deactivated201809]

Doing hair for your girl is her dominating you? Damn. I can’t make sure she look straight. Am I dominating her if I let her do my line?

[msauset]

^

[regretandchinesefood]

My bf helped me put in my marley locs and fuck you if you think it’s “unmanly” or whatever fuckshit you’ve got programmed into your mind

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

I used  to date a guy who helped me flat iron my hair. And he had learned how to braid while in prison so he braided my hair too.

Did that make him any less manly? Hell nawl. He still blew my back out and made me pancakes in the morning. Sheeeiiiit.

I’mma add that to the list of “must-haves”.

[tashabilities]

I got 3 sisters and a mama.  My daddy used to put in ALL our relaxers. We’d be in the kitchen, Soft & Beautifulin it up, one after the other,  And back when we used relaxers as a barometer of beauty,  OUR SHIT WAS LAID. FOH with that qualifying masculinity shit.

[dynastylnoire]

ankhs and fuck boys always looking for a reason cry emasculation. If she was helping him with his line up you’d be going on and on about how great this earth is.

[jamaicanblackcastoroil]

the same ones who sit in their mama’s basements with no girlfriend

[penis-hunger-games-deactivated2]

this is so cute…

[yourbigsisnissi]

only a weak minded dude would see this as something negative

a woman’s hair can be a very intimate space 

they are on some next level shit that basic clowns won’t even understand lookin at this

[midnightbeautiful1]

A man doing anything to his woman’s hair is super intimate. First the woman trust him on a entire different level. 2nd he has to love her to even agree to do it. 3rd a WOC doesn’t let anyone touch their hair. Yall tripping!!!!

[stoney-braxton]

I do my man @canecapulet eyebrows and buns sometimes and our showers are cooperative. Fym?? My back still getting broke behind closed doors so what’s the problem.

[canecadet]

Tell em, babygirl!😭💀 @coffeequeefs Sheeeiiiitttt these fuckboys have no idea what a real relationship looks like. They just want someone to suck dick, cook, clean, and shut the fuck up. Lmfaoooo then they wonder why their relationships never work😂😭 Boy hell nah. Teach me how to do your hair, princess. I got you😘 @coffeequeefs

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

men are so fragile 🙄😴

[imjihlitmoe-deactivated20170829]

niggas so afraid to look like bitches lls y'all niggas gon end up alone with that mentality.

[a-few-0f-my-favorite-things]

[hugt0wer-deactivated20121113]

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

[jhnmyritalia]

[gildaradner]

[rainbow-femme]

This is what Channing Tatum needs to be doing instead of romance flicks

[bitchimightbey]

The sound effect gets me every fucking tim

[aisselectric]

I’m ugly laughing

[meladoodle]

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

[meladoodle]

[meladoodle]

i told my granddad this post has 3,500 notes and he said ‘who are they? do i know them?’ he wanted me to list everyone and see if he knew anyone

[auburngal]

If you don’t reblog cauliflower granddad, then you’re just a mean person.

[crusherccme]

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

[lunaxxmoondance]

[st0rmer]

some people on tumblr

[suspend]

[the-humble-king-geek-deactivate]

Is this post saying cannibalism is okay so long as you don’t eat someone’s skin?

[bernadettelogue]

Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.

TheDailyPositive.com (via thedailypozitive)

[chelseawoosh]

[daniel-the-human-deactivated201]

classic.

[wasifio]

Gushers sandwich with Fruit by the Foot as bread.

[bace-jeleren]

This is it. This is what I became an adult for. To be able to go down to the grocery store, buy a box of fruit by the foot and a box of gushers and make this and not have anyone tell me I can’t.

[1997vibes-deactivated20190324]

Never forget

[democraticsenator]

I’m legit about to go to the store and buy this

[dongstomper-deactivated20161230]

“games aren’t art, huh???” *picture of skyrim*

[nttht-deactivated20181225]

[ruinedchildhood]

my summer vacation in a nutshell