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superhero

Jeongin: *tying his blanket around his shoulders* Of course I can fly- I have a cape! Now where are the stairs that lead up to the roof?

Woojin: *running after him* JEONGIN NO

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jisung's list of cute things to call significant others

- snack

- whole meal

- appetizer

- breakfast

- lunch

- dinner

- hors d'oeuvre (he can't pronounce it but tries anyway)

- cheese platter

- ramen bowl

he's hungry feed him pls

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shades of green

Jisung: Yes, my favorite color is green. What shade, you ask? Well, I prefer a kale-and-kermit smoothie over anything else.

Felix, sipping gatorade from a martini glass: Ahh, excellent choice. I've always been partial to a pastel Shrek myself.

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thanks for 3k enjoy this blurry predebut pic of chan looking like he’s gonna sneeze

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fist bump

Jisung: Hey Minho, fist bump!

Minho: Ew, no.

Jisung: *thinking* Uhh- hey you wanna punch my knuckles?

Minho: Gladly, loser.

Jisung: :)

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adopted

Jeongin: Hey, Dad, I'm heading home now. Do you need me to pick up anything from the store?

Chan: Nothing much, son- just some dop-Ted.

Jeongin: What's a dop Ted?

Chan: You are, of course!

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ninjas

Jeongin: *sniffs* Who ate all my candy?

Felix: *wiping sugar off his fingers* Uhh.. ninjas.

Jeongin: But I didn't see them?

Felix: Exactly.

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homegrown

Someone: Oh my god, I love your hair!

Jisung: Thanks, I grew it myself.

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apple juice

haha yeah boyfriend vibes, baby boy culture, and big d*ck energy are great but-

who in stray kids exudes “gets into a fight with a woman named brenda at 3 am in their local grocery store over the last carton of apple juice” vibes

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eggnog

Jisung: Hey, Jeongin, want some eggnog? It has a special little "kick" ;)

Jeongin *sips cautiously*: D-Did you add coca-cola into this?

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quality over quantity

Chan: And, as I always say, quality over quantity!

Woojin, angrily: For the last time, that saying does NOT apply to sleep!

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bags

Jeongin: Do you have a bag I can borrow?

Chan: The only bags I have are the bags under my eyes, and they are specifically designed to carry the burden of my existence.

Jeongin: Literally all you had to say was no.

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hella lit

Interviewer: And Woojin, how are you today?

Woojin: I'm feeling, as the kids say, "hella lit."

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moment

Hyunjin: *looks Changbin deeply in the eyes, smiles*

Changbin: *blushes* Are we- Are we having a moment?

Hyunjin: I think we are.

Felix, jealously: *opens a can of Coca-Cola loudly* Well, I'M having a soda.

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lyrics

Seungmin: Let me run, let me run, let me run along with you...

Me, out of breath: C-could we maybe walk...?

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inner thoughts

Jeongin: You ever wonder what Minho-hyung's thinking when he gets that really intense look on his face?

Seungmin: He's probably thinking of ways to kill us all with a spork.

What Minho's actually thinking: Omg,, Han Jisung?? He's so cutE; those squishy cheeks and floppy hair and beautiful smile?? uwu!!

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spooky

Felix: *sees JYP* AAAAHHH a disgusting monster!

JYP: *looks around, sees a spider* Omg you're right that is scary!!

Felix, an Australian who gives absolutely zero shits about spiders: Actually, I was talking about y-

Chan: *appears out of nowhere and covers his mouth* hAHa thAT's eNOuGH canDY for yOu, FeLiX :)