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@kimheecheon
this fucking sucks. I got soul-bonded to a living weapon who takes the form of a beautiful girl. But she has no fucking joie de vivre about it. I keep trying to do combined dramatic attack cries but she’s all like. “No that’s embarrassing” and “just kill him, don’t waste time.” she won’t even let me name her finishing move. I think she only has a finishing move because it’s just a reliable path of least resistance. This fucking sucks
If you’re pining you need to stop and pick a different tree. You know, spruce it up a little
I’m still proud of this post. It’s evergreen
cannot understand why people like youtubers who are yelling the entire time. why do you let that man raise his voice at you.
Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
save me, rice mixed with some bullshit
ok i am curious. how long is the longest song in your library (not counting tracks that are like several songs in one file like a full album mix or symphony recording or whatever) (also if it is longer than 20 minutes say the name in the tags i am curious)
how long
< 3:00
3:00–3:59
4:00–4:59
5:00–5:59
6:00–6:59
7:00–7:59
8:00–11:59
12:00–15:59
16:00–20:59
21:00–24:59
25:00–30:00
≥ 30:00
ok i would like to clarify it has to be music and it can't just be a short song that's been looped a bunch. that still counts as several songs in one file, it's just several of the same song in one file. no audiobooks no podcasts no plants vs zombies theme 2 hour loop
Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me
They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(
no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed
It has come to my attention that it’s not a common “belief” in most countries that the weather on your birthday is indicative of how good or bad you’ve been all year.
When I say belief I don’t actually mean that people in Denmark truly believe it. It’s more like a funny thing you can say like “The sun is shining so I’ve been good” or “Its not my fault its raining. Must be all the other people who have their birthday today”
As someone who was born in December I’ve apparently never been good a day in my life according to the weather while people who were born in late summer are apparently angels walking the earth.
Heh, the weather on the day you were born says nothing about you in this context because it’s supposed to be indicative of your behavior since your last birthday. You haven’t had a chance to be good or bad yet on the day you’re born.
Unfortunately your personal weather preferences don’t count. It goes like this:
Downpour/snowstorm/storm: very bad
Rain/snow: bad
Cloudy: neutral
Sun with clouds: mostly good
Clear skies: good
Heatwave with cruel sunshine: people will beg you to commit a crime next year to save us all
You can however request that a person behave a certain way to get your desired weather on their birthday. My grandmother used to say she had been deliberately bad so her garden would get rain.
The responses below are exactly the spirit of this “belief”, silly and fun banter for all.
what a beautiful, beautiful phrase
the thing you're sitting/laying on just despawned how is it going
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This was created with a thought of everyone doomscrolling on the toilet rn
Lmao
btw I totally agree w/ everything I ever post ever in it’s entirety with no further engagement, you can quote me on that and burn me at the stake for it. I am a bare husk of pseudo-existence and you alone possess complexity
^ this + everything anyone i follow or reblog from has ever said or ever will say or has thought or dreamed about. plus everything anyone has ever said or any combination of letters in any order
truly there are only so many words
Did you know that there is a Wikipedia page for ‘clop’ (my little pony porn) and there is uncensored porn of the pony version of Wikipe-tan as one of the images. And there is a really long debate on the talk page of the article about if it should stay or go.
People in the notes checking and seeing I’m telling the truth
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