tentacles in the clouds

hi my name is kasey and i like octopi

[kimheenims]

Every John green book: my name is Kirk assgun and I m not cool or popular and I'm bullied everyday because I fuck comic books and I watch this really cool show called the Big Bang theory. But it's okay because I at least have 2 other bros and 1 convenient negro friend. You see that girl over there? That's kaydence Tigerlilly Dookieson. SHe is the love of my life. She is misunderstood and like really cool indie bands like Coldplay and she's been smoking since she was 7. She's not like other girls. If only she would realize that the missing key to her life was me, a greasy white boy

[royoftheyear]

Comedian and vlogger Elijah Daniel became mayor of Hell, Michigan, proceeded to ban all heterosexuals, and then was impeached. This singlehandedly saved 2017

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[lesbophobia-receipts]

never liked florence + the machine but i feel like i have to now

[thetangential]

[wolvensnothere]

Whoa.

[yeahbanero-deactivated20140128]

I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

[major-trouble]

That’s fucking brilliant.

[cutbu]

[slightmood]

[hundredpercentofe]

10 South Korean LGBT activists have just been arrested by police when they walked into a national security press conference where a major president candidate, Jae-In Moon, was giving a speech. The protesters demanded for his apology for his previous statement that he ‘does not agree with homosexuality’. Currently, all president candidates except for 1 publicly stated that ‘they do not agree with homosexuality’ and would not push for anti-discrimination bill that will protect LGBT Koreans.

Please spread the word! A lot of people don’t really know about how LGBT rights are quickly deteriorating in South Korea right now.

[eminemisnotverytalented]

[catshatefire]

This whole fucking post is a rollercoaster

[dazzlingkai]

IU drops teaser for Palette 💐✨

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[fxmuseum]

[iwishihadafather]

[imjinahvevo]

jin_a_nana:

[stability]

I am deceased 💀

[thebestoftumbling]

[imitationlulu]

I CANT LOOK AT THIS

[allisonpregler]

I know nothing about Death Note and this is still hilarious.

[dennys]

Put a bagel around my neck and call me salty mama.

we will not