shut up, kim

things you shouldn't say out loud: unapologetically unfiltered sht I say anyways college '21

[greelin]

openly lusting for kitchenware and home goods that you will never be able to afford

[paramoregfgoingoutofbusinesssal]

quarantine moods ive seen:

horny

animal crossing

on drugs

mental breakdown

messing w ur appearance

[makeuphall]

[theminingengineer]

@the-armed-utahn @uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Holds up.

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will bring a million things to do on a train ride or long car trip and then spend the entire time looking out the window and daydreaming. i’m bitches

[kristenbouchard]

bitches will plan a million things to do during self-isolation and then spend the entire time mindlessly scrolling through social media. i’m bitches

[911onabc-inactive-deactivated20]

tag yourself but it’s whatever online game you logged the most hours on as a kid

[bob-belcher]

[kiministic]

Quarantine got me salty at everyone who has a private backyard, a gym, an office space or a lotta rooms at their home.

Like damn, I only got 2 rooms to chill in and the only place I can be by myself is the bathroom...

[glumshoe]

Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!

[buffysboobs]

right after i reblogged this post i went on instagram and

[xueyangapologist]

[asillyandrandomname]

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[sweetlygwilym-deactivated201908]

I’m not going to risk it lmao

[fourmisfitz]

i did the same and got with my crush in Paris when we wound up on the same vacation (yes so much like a fanfic)… can’t see how it’ll be topped this year but LETS GO BOI

[ducksforfrens]

OMG I NEED SOMETHING GOOD TO HAPPEN TO ME PLS :(

[myautumnsoul]

Please 🙁

I’m so in need of something good. 😰

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mayorowly]

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

[perfect-tea-deactivated20210124]

We all could use a little luck now and again. <3

[psycho-mocha]

Ravenclaw: avengers endgame is only three months away… Let that sink in

Slytherin extremely sleep deprived:…

Slytherin: what the f*ck does that sink want now?

[kiministic]

Im as excited to see my professors next semester as tamar is excited to see kandi

[santandave-deactivated20191123]

My priorities this year:

Me

That’s it bitch, just me.

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mmusclechan]

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

[winjennster]

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

[mayorowly]

Give me some money moneycat 🐱 please please 🙏

[perfect-tea-deactivated20210124]

We all could use a little luck now and again. <3

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[hoodnearthy]

yes.

[slytherins-unite-in-the-library]

Doesn’t hurt