Heya

Chirpy af

[dailyskeletonreminders]

[theehorsepusssy]

[orcboxer]

damn this bus stop is perfect. now if we could just find somebody to stand upwind of everybody and smoke a decrepit cigarette they found in a tomb

[conzoop]

The purpose of a berry is what it does

[musteilss]

Five hundred cigarettes

[talos-stims]

trying to groom her brother | source

[sky665]

[only-cat-memes]

[greeds]

[targetedknowledge]

[unpeeled-human]

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

[unpeeled-human]

[toskarin]

me: if I become the evil overlord I will never harm my minions

[5 years later]

highly throwable imp: hoohoohee

me: hmm

[parkchanwoohoo]

This whole series is so goddamn funny

[c-53]

[pitbolshevik]

i think what i hate about the phrase "golden retriever boyfriend" is that none of these men deserve to be compared to the humble golden retriever

[pitbolshevik]

I've met your boyfriend. he's more of a leg humping toy poodle with resource guarding issues than a golden retriever tbh

[soup-mother]

Elves aren't real dipshit. It was probably a weather balloon that gave you that footjob.

[wizardarchetypes]

someone sent me this today and i've watched it 1000 times. his signature move. 'you could've killed a kid' and then he murders a family of 4.

[akashicrecord]

I heard EA is developing a sequel to Spore where the animals can self mutilate in response to psychological distress