The Avid Hyperfixator

Just pieces of writing stringing together my existence

[kindledmetaphor]

When you serve the externally nonchalant but actually cares too much persona, so everyday is basically your heart trying to claw its way out of your steel-like ribcage.

[kindledmetaphor]

Being a person is so unnerving, why can’t I be an entity sent to haunt evildoers instead?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no more historic events this decade that is ENOUGH, i’m putting my foot down

[alettertofutureme]

History is not done with us yet my friend

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I have received all manner of threat, up to and beyond “I will play a flute carved from your femur,” and yet this is the first time I’ve felt truly threatened

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i knew posting this in 2022 was risky but holy fucking shit

[anak1n]

no rest for me and im not even that wicked ?

[isntnothing]

I’m in love with this stupid shirt

[talesfromtreatment]

I... I don't think the patient's weight got entered correctly. Just a hunch

[wimpud]

please, my dog, he is sick

[talesfromtreatment]

Every single note and comment is comedy gold and I'm wheezing from laughing so hard

[awaggaa]

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[fanficmemes]

Babygirl I know fandom history that you wouldn’t even care about

[mikkeneko]

i know fandom history that even I don’t care about

[antlershade]

well, i know about lump fish

[cyber-seagull404]

Good to see we’re all on the same page

[macklesufficient]

almost peed my pants today when my bf told me about this dude in his hometown who dressed up like ryan gosling in Drive every day (including driving gloves) but did not own a car. bf was like “yeah we called him Walk”

[hermesmoly]

As someone who loves the Artemis was in love with Orion variant I got a little teary eyed with this

[kindledmetaphor]

🥹

[kindledmetaphor]

Forgot May 1st is Labour Day, but it’s not like my work is ever over anyway so…

[spankerella]

I think we all should.

[anxeious]

this is making me emotional

[jeanritchie]

everyone in the entire world lives in chicago

[jeanritchie]

if you don’t live in chicago you actually do btw

[local-eldritch-abomination]

[threeacresandacrow]

[steadynightruins]

Interview with Rise the zero-gravity indicator

[parksrway]

our beautiful pale blue dot welcomes you home!

[alyxdrawsthings]

All this moon news has been so exciting 🌙