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As a trans woman I think it's really important that we make the switch from gendered washrooms to unisex single occupancy ones so that adults who still live with their parents because housing is unaffordable can meet up and suck and fuck eachother at coffee shops.

glumshoe

Years ago I saw a Lord of the Rings display at Barnes and Noble that included a Hallmark-style greeting card with Frodo on the front and inside text that read: “We set out to save the Shire, Sam. And it has been saved. But not for me.”

And I have been thinking about that card ever since, desperately wishing I had bought it, and wondering what the fuck kind of occasion would warrant a card featuring that sentiment.

queerfarmgremlin

weirdly enough, i have actually been the recipient of that exact card. it was a birthday card from someone who knew i loved lotr but didn’t really know much about the actual movie, but i feel like she should’ve been clued into the ‘wtf’ vibe from the incredibly agonized face frodo is making on the front of the card.

glumshoe

If you still have that card… I would do anything to see a photo of it. You can cover up the personalized message, but I really, really, really want to see proof that this card existed and was not the product of my overactive imagination.

queerfarmgremlin

@glumshoe I FOUND IT!!

I’d forgotten just how close to death Frodo looks on the front, not to mention Sam’s agonized face and the very odd stylistic choice of including the Ring instruction and the Eye of Sauron in the background. who the hell is the target audience for this?

glumshoe

Fuck!!!! It’s so much better than I remembered!

elodieunderglass

What sentiment is this supposed to CONVEY

illusionremember

sandersstudies

My cat is a sweet angel who realized I was sick as I lay sweltering on the couch last night and decided the only way to heal me was if she purred ON my face.

I gently and weakly tried to remove her several times. Tried hissing and growling softly in her language, which usually dissuades her. I was literally treated like a newborn kitten screaming complaints as their mom stomps all around them. My cat’s whole energy was “oh well, human, I know you are ignorant, but I promise this is what’s best for you.”

Second cat was on my legs but was less sympathetic — scratched my feet if I tried to shift position at all during the night.

sandersstudies

You know what. Good point.

chaumas-deactivated20240115

Had the funniest kid on a field trip today who had obviously been on my tour before but wouldn’t fess up to it and instead just pretended to be deducing and intuiting the answer to every question on the spot. I didn’t rat him out because I didn’t want to embarrass him and because I was really impressed with his recall. He’d clearly learned and retained a lot and I was flattered!

chaumas-deactivated20240115

I was like “does anyone know why fire might be important to a prairie ecosystem?” and he raised his and said, with this theatrically exaggerated air of thoughtful consideration: “I think it might be because many native prairie plants have deep roots and keep most of their biomass safe beneath the soil, so that when a fire burns the dead plant matter above ground, the roots stay alive and can grow back stronger on the nutrients from the fire?”

like yeah dude it’s like you read my mind or are receiving my whole spiel from memory with suspiciously exact phrasing… good job

arborealgargoyle

he either plans to be your loyal apprentice or to inherit your kingdom through trickery. you must prepare yourself to either have the most dependable compatriot or the most formidable rival in the near future

atomic-shipping

When you remember how much you love a character you hadn’t thought about in a while

summertimenoir

Look, when court reconvenes, I'm going to try my best to put you in jail for a good long time. That's my business, but you haven't been convicted yet, so I don't see why you shouldn't enjoy Christmas like the rest of us.

Remember the Night (1940) - dir. Mitchell Leisen

atomic-chronoscaph

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer (1964)

bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

hemipenal-system

“go ad free with tumblr premium” for that price it had better let me fuck my mutuals’ throats through the screen

daily-spooky

thememedaddy

uniquecrash5

Oh hey tomorrow is Wolfenoot.

injuries-in-dust

Happy Woolfenoot everyone.

thebibliosphere

Hngl.

Not going to reblog and single them out because that'd feel like a dick move, but someone just commented on one of my older ADHD posts with, "the fuck are you talking about? Everyone does this," and I'm just sitting here like: