call me bumbles

he/they 21 not sorry for the party rocking milf appreciator || art account is @artbyaking

[bludpudding]

you can’t say you’re looking for his ankle gun and then “paw desperately at his thighs” that’s not how this works

[bludpudding]

he said that dick is a weapon and I’m In Danger

[urie]

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

[kurulover]

I hate that when you’re stressed enough your body just starts falling apart. I think it should realize you’re already stressed and don’t need that and start functioning better actually

[kurulover]

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[birdsareblooming]

[fadeintoyou1993]

MY BROTHER, MY BROTHER AND ME | 1.03

[dykecadence]

every moment of every day i am thinking about this tiktok

[purrfectly]

Lumpfish come in a variety of shapes and colors.

[He scoops up the fish, it spits water and he turns it toward the camera]

This one is stumpy and green. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is what a normal lumpfish looks like. It is more elongated, but still a vibrant blue color. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[He picks up another fish and turns it toward the camera]

This is one of the stumpiest ones we have. Its hump is very high. It is very stumpy, but yet very beautiful, and very powerful.

[He pans over a lot of fish, all looking up at the camera]

My fish army is ever growing, and soon I will over throw the world. Very beautiful, very powerful.

[saint-batrick]

because of this tiktok, i frequently murmur "very beautiful, very powerful" at myself, and i cannot recommend it enough.

[casualcarnage]

[neitype]

katy and lammy from last year that i don't mind

[birdsmybeloved]

The world is hers?

[millastaria]

today's mini fella is ccsmp bumbles

[willabee]

new creature discovered. how to proceed?

[willabee]

impressive

[willabee]

hmm

[beemovieerotica]

[1o9]

[ghosthosters]

reverse au because they deserve to be miserable x2

[wildspringday]

[sh4rkguts]

I just found this meme I made of my fish when I was a teenager.

[gieoki]

YOU KNOW I LOVE TO BE LOVED LIKE A