Brb Dying

In hiding from the government for 25 years. Taking applications for online friends to scream at each other about brain worms.

[catmask]

'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you

[alnat-art]

Was thinking about two cringe bros since the cringe hand statue jokes ❤️

[niyarest]

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

i think the real reason Lucanis has a coffee addiction is so the animators had an excuse to show just how good they are at making characters hold cups now.

like look at that. its not floating 6 inches away from his palms. it goes up and down with his hands. he's even got one hand on the handle itself! we've come so far since the hilarious joining chalice animation in Origins and Solas's cup of misery tea that floats 4 seconds behind his arm movements

[maythedreadwolftakeyou]

Like honestly... great work animation devs, what a glow up

[foone]

I have a lot of respect for the guy who did the study about wolves, the one that came up with "alpha wolves". Because normally when you fuck up science, it just causes some delays and occasional pop-sci nonsense.

Dude fucked up science so badly he invented an entire new genre of pornography. I can only dream of being so influential.

[laskulls-deactivated20250318]

I thought I had something

But it quickly fell apart...

[dykieran]

[high-dragon-bait]

It really says something about Lucanis that if you're playing as a female Rook, when you recruit him you bring him into a mostly empty building as the only man with four beautiful women as company and the first thing he does is cook you a proper meal and then cannot tell if you're flirting with him to literally save his life

[fullmetalfisting]

Was walking my dog downtown and he stopped to drink from a dog bowl in front of a bar and I was like “Oh, are you a thirsty little boy?” And a grown-ass man sitting there said “i guess I am,” as he took a sip of his beer and then he realized I was not talking to him and looked completely horrified

[retroactivebakeries]

#id fuck him

[thewolvesofthenorth]

Well, hello there. 👀

[thewolvesofthenorth]

Ovaries = 💥🌋

Excuse me, sir, but you have no right to be this beautiful. (Jk you do.)

[tomtaylornation]

Photoshoot for Diaries99 Magazine 👀

[tomtaylornation]

Now we know what Tom's look of love gaze like

* he's looking at the sword lol *

[kingdomzeldaquest]

'Tis how I also look at swords

[loveisalwayswise]

I've seen Lucanis' family villa so I knew he was rich, but this banter made me realize that he's a rich boy who has no idea what money is worth lmao.

[newengland-alligator]

[stealingpotatoes]

my friend @astarionpavus and i were discussing how Spite and Justice probably have veeery different reactions to romances

(commission info // tip jar!)

[tharannas]

I love you Anders but you really need to step up your game

[sky--phantom]

Rook and Lucanis' banter during the Siege was a highlight

[jack-of-blades]

Gaby Soto is a gift

Edit: I missed one!