King Fez Productions

Crossover Madman & Spambot Killer; I'm way more active on DA: https://www.deviantart.com/kingfezproductions

[apocalyptic-cake-deactivated202]

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

[gyrsaker365]

This isn’t some ‘oh yeah sure it could’.

This could legitimately do so.

Don’t you dare fucking scroll past.

[obscureoldguy]

This is good stuff to know!

[socxsuallycruel-deactivated2022]

please, please, please reblog. reblogging will take one second of your time. meanwhile it could save someone’s entire life.

[giuliafc]

please reblog!

[ninjnerd-anaklusmos]

REBLOG RIGHT NOW. As someone who has been in a rough patch for a while, I can deeply understand the severity of this!! Please reblog, it only takes a second. You can save someone's life. You can be a hero, bring the change that the world needs to see!

[boomie-123]

REBLOG RN. RN. THIS COULD SAVE SOMEONE, YOU CAN BE THAT PERSON!

[djungelskogbearofficial]

important !!

[thefranticfreakshow-deactivated]

This has been something I've struggled with for a while now. If enough people had shown me that they actually cared if I lived or died, maybe my state of mind would be different. Maybe I wouldn't have done some of the things I did to myself, that I deeply regret now. Everyone matters, no matter how insignificant you may think you are, don't pick up that blade. Please. It will ruin you. This is important. Please reblog. This can save lives. This can help so many people. This isn't a joke. This is a serious issue that people need to be more aware of.

[yourlocalgummybear]

Please reblog!

[polar-bear-strength]

I only have, like, four followers and they all follow my alternate account, but I want to make sure everyone sees it and reblogs.

[idkwhatswronginmylife2112]

Do not become a statistic on the worldometer website please.

[ifeelpissed]

Had multiple situations involving friends almost committing, as well as one that mentions it a lot. So I don’t take this stuff lightly. Please re-blog if you see this, thank you.

[humixdd]

I won't put a gun in your head and ask you to reblog.

But please, you can stop someone of doing something really really horrible to themselfs, pls. Do it.

[j3lloiem3loie]

Got to say as someone who has and probably will always struggle with this its good stuff to know

[crystalseastudios-yt]

Reblogging for the sake of others

Pls, we don't want another life to be lost bc of ignorance.

Human life is precious. Let's try to make the world better for everyone.

[doubleca5t]

Supermassive Black Hole lends itself to soundtracking one thing and one thing alone and that is a strip club. Supermassive Black Hole is the most perfect strip club rock song I've ever heard. I've heard rock songs *about* strip clubs that feel less suited to a strip club than Supermassive Black Hole. I have heard songs where sex is explicitly described in the lyrics that feel less sexy than Supermassive Black Hole. Supermassive Black Hole is a song so disgustingly, flagrantly, enticingly slutty that I sometimes feel legitimately shocked that it was made by a band that most people make fun of for sounding like if Radiohead sold out after their first album. It is a crowning achievement in stripper music that may never be topped in our lifetime. It is best known for soundtracking the scene in the first Twilight movie where they play baseball.

[kingfezproductions]

Min, have you heard this mashup of SBH with Low?

It proves your point beyond a shadow of a doubt.

[apolladay]

God I hate Donald Trump so fucking much.

[kingfezproductions]

I think I'm cooked

Alright, because my brain is my brain, I just had an idea and I can't tell if it's stupid, brilliant, or both.

A shipping edit for J (Murder Drones) x Strong Bad ((Homestar Runner), set to "I Like It" by Cardi B, Bad Bunny, & J. Balvin.

You think this is good?

You're onto something!

WTF NO?!

I don't go here but I like to vote

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

[biologicalstepfather]

If you know who Emmett Till is please reblog.

I’m trying to prove a point to my dad.

[kingfezproductions]

Do… do people not know who Emmett Till is?

[miggylol]

Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That’s who’s trying to protect you.

(If you have zero idea about the name you got, spin until you see someone you recognize.)

Are you safe?

Absolutely not. I'm dead. 100% dead.

I might stay alive, but it'll be a really close thing.

I'll take some hits, for certain, but I should be okay in the end.

A few attacks might get through, but nothing concerning.

The attacker might be able to get in one lucky hit. If that.

I am the opposite of worried. I'm 100% safe.

…Look. I've tried picturing this. But I honestly don't know how to answer.

Voting ended onAug 18, 2025

(Six months ago, I did a version of this poll with about five hundred options on the spinner wheel. For this one, I more than doubled it.)

[gay-irl]

[judgejudyofficial]

yeah u freaks up north look and sound exactly like this when u pretend that us southern queers are perfectly complicit in our own eradication - for the heinous crime of not living in a liberal population center.

[hoshikostar]

[glitterygolem]

I keep this image on hand for whenever I see similar sentiments.

[yesornopolls]

do you know your paternal grandfather?

Do you know your paternal grandfather?

Yes

No

Voting ended onMay 24, 2025

[strangeandrandompolls]

You've been turned into an animal

Spin the wheel to find out which

Do you like the animal you've turned into?

I love it

I like it

Indifferent

I don't like it

I hate it

Voting ended onMay 16, 2025

[icemankazansky]

TIL my high school has a Wikipedia page (I learned this via my sister telling me she was watching WWE and did I know one of the champions went to my* high school? No, I did not, but now I have more questions.) This surprised me as my graduating class had fewer than 70 people, and so I ask you:

Is your high school on Wikipedia?

Yes

No

Voting ended onApr 28, 2025

* My siblings and I attended different high schools.

[haveyouseenthisseries-poll]

How Many of Tumblr's 101 Iconic Series Have You Seen?

This list was painstakingly put together thanks to Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, Tumblr users feedback and my own memory as a user

How many have you seen?

0-10

11-20

21-30

31-40

41-50

51-60

61-70

71-80

81-90

91-100

101! Holy shit!

Voting ended onApr 6, 2025

This list was created consulting Year in Reviews, Fanlore articles, user feedback, vintage pinterest posts, and my own knowledge. Don't worry about not seeing the shows in their entirety, vote based on your judgement. Enjoy!

[troutreznor]

Tumblr's 101 Favorite Films

this is just what i casually observed as the overlap between popular tumblr users top 100/150 lists how many characters does this thing

I did 20 popular tumblr users' "Top 100/150 Movies" listicles and compiled the top 101 that reoccur frequently <3

how many have you watched?

none of them...

1 - 10

11 - 20

21 - 30

31 - 40

41 - 50

51 - 60

61 - 70

71 - 80

81 - 90

91 - 100

all of them!

Voting ended onApr 3, 2025

[kingfezproductions]

Balatro concept: Legendary jokers based on pop culture

Krusty: Triples money if a round is won with no discards remaining

Art: x3 Mult if cards played are of red suits

Pomni: +50 Chips per 2, 3, or 4 played

The Joker: Retriggers cards if played as part of a flush (straight or not)

Bozo: +1 Hands per round

Jevil: Gives random mult to "special" cards (steel, stone, mult, etc.); Mult changes each round.

Let me know how broken these are, and if you have any of your own.

[apolladay]

Without searching for it do you know of a song that has your first name in the title?

yes

no

Voting ended onMar 22, 2025

[ghostwriterofthemachine]

Okay okay I've got one I think will be fun!!

Spin this wheel of like 160ish fandoms of varying levels of popularity.

Could you write a convincing 1-2k word fic for this fandom?

Yes, easy, I've read/watched/played this piece of media and could write for it!

Yes, I know enough about it through fandom/internet osmosis that I could BS 1k

Eh, I could TRY but someone who knew the media would know I was BSing

No, I've heard of this media but I don't know enough about it to BS a fic

I have never heard of this media in my life

Nuance option??

Voting ended onMar 14, 2025

Extra points for telling me all about your thoughts in the tags :D

[fanonical]

spin this wheel for a length of fic. you have to write a fic that length

can you do it

FUCK YEAH

i...guess?

i really don't wanna

that's not gonna be easy

just kill me now

Voting ended onFeb 20, 2025

[pickerwheelpolls]

You can only wear the two randomly assigned colors* for the rest of your life, ( trying to wear any other colors the items will change to one of the two other colors) how do you feel?

*Different tones/shades of the randomly chosen colors are allowed. Pastel, neon, etc. will also fall under the base color and are therefore allowed.

Spin the wheel to find out which colors you must wear

How do you feel/react?

This rocks! I already wear these colors everyday!

Not too bad, I can make this work.

This sucks pretty bad, but it definitely could be worse.

No! I hate this combo!

I would rather be naked or forced to wear a potato sack. This is hell

Voting ended onFeb 14, 2025