MONSTER ENERGY SWORD

They it, also im not longer into the dsmp

[kingly-c0n]

PRIDE TOWN FOR PRIDE MOTNHHH

[kingly-c0n]

ITS OUT!! one day but lovejoy is out. I've listened to it like 5 times its so good

[kingly-c0n]

Ranbob

I'm sick so I drew my comfort streamer. Take it or take it (:

[kingly-c0n]

Cat boy wilbur soot as well bc I drew this before the serious one

Too lazy to tag-

[kingly-c0n]

Realivebur bc today is a good day to be a C!wilbur apologist.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

*extends one long demonic claw out from under your bed and tickles your foot*

[ace-aro-pigeon-deactivated20221]

I accidentally reblogged this picture to the wrong post

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this ruined my evening, great work! hope everything you love withers

[faileddisneyvillain-deactivated]

i love tumblr because someone can just say ‘here i made this thing its kirby with teeth’ and like 5 people will respond with ‘oh i hate it and i hope your entire family dies’ and they just take it as a compliment

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy shit yes someone draw a kirby with teeth!!!

[mangokeys]

heres your bitch

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

VENOMOUS KIRBY

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this post has started a truly ghastly arms race! anguish is an ocean and i am but a pathetic dinghy dashed violently against the rocky shoals

(tw gore, body horror, tooth horror, generalized disgust, do not click keep reading)

Keep reading

[alwaysoutoftune]

Gaud, how DARE u leave this quality angst in the tags

[althememelord]

Thanks I hate it, I don’t hope your family dies but I hope you will always underestimate the distance of an object in your hope by half an inch

[argentinianidiota]

Kirby with carnivore teeth is meh, can someone draw kirby with human teeth? Kind of like that hell fish from that dream

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

I feel like you maybe didn’t click the keep reading link. did you click the keep reading link? I don’t recommend clicking the keep reading link but if you did read the click reading link

[a-literal-hobbit]

I present a theory:

[kingly-c0n]

This implies that kirby has legs stuck inside those tiny little shoes, and i hate that. i hope that, when you get hungry, you cant find anything in the house that you want to eat.

[kingly-c0n]

this isn't a request, its a threat 

[kingly-c0n]

Basically Flowers from 1970

I am but a stinky little bog creature falling in love with a man from 1970. our love betrays all science. then his crusty ass son cut the phone line then i cry.

[kingly-c0n]

i hate paying taxes

[kingly-c0n]

I'm a minecraft streamer now,

Go follow me on twitch at

tomothejester

[kingly-c0n]

Remember the smp? here are some more stories

So, my smp *exist* and my character is a bad person, absolutely horrible. He is the fallen god of malice, bad intent, pranks, using knowledge for bad reasons and y’know stuff like that. But, people forget that English isn't his first language the godly language is (stuff you find in enchant tables) so he sometimes forgets words, and i find that very funny bc i forget words in real life. so here i am trying to figure out how many slots are in a shulker box without having to look it up, and i forget the word for math so i quote say “What the fuck is that thing that people do with numbers?”

[kingly-c0n]

My smp

Hello, today we will be ranking my smp members on how much i would beat their characters in a fight irl. as well as introducing them

1. Cup

i could easily defeat cup in a fist fight, she is young and i am a giant.

2. Asagi/egg

She is blind, i am not

3. Kiddo

Kiddo refuses to hurt me, i will destroy them

4. Blue

Owns two fox children and is the mom of the server.

5. Ever

Looks like they would destroy me

6. Rose aka @an-abrosexual-mess

owns a school for violence and war

7. Dragon

Can turn into a dragon im screwed.

8. Myself

im half piglin, and all violent. all bite, no bark

[kingly-c0n]

yeehaw mother fucker

Just filled out my eigth grade elective form and its likes “you dont gotta take pe if you’ve done it for two years” so thats pog. also i took art 2 and web comunications for the highschool credit :p

[kingly-c0n]

*distant crying*

A03 has now permentally traumatized me, fuck all of you i should have never left wattpad it was safe there.

[kingly-c0n]

Nya

[kingly-c0n]

*me, using your kneecaps like soup bowls* I dunno man you shipped a child with an adult man u kinda did this to yourself ://

Ight sorry am dumb child and cant tell if you mean the person who wrote the fic or me, but that is very valid. stop shipping grown ass men with children I beg of thee

[kingly-c0n]

Imagine for a second.

you’re me, and decide instead of doing school work you’re gonna read some good ol’ platonic fic. You’re scrollin’ on AO3 and see a NON PLATONIC wilbur x tommyinnit fic. you barf.

Stop sexualizing minors or i’ll poison your monster energy and steal your cat.