Monster Hunter Maple @kingmaplesyrup - Tumblr Blog

Howdy there, stranger!

I am Maple.

They/Them.

I am a monster hunter (you'll have to just trust me on this one).

I like stuff. A lot of stuff. You'll just have to find out what I like, I guess (imagine a shrug).

#devil hunter #chainsaw man #random #idk how to tag this #idk man

Wouldn’t it be funny if SCP foundation lab coats are just like more durable than the publicly commercially available ones?

It’s like, a work commercial plays in the breakroom, it sounds suspiciously like the flex tape commercials.

Hi, ████ █████ here with Foundation Standard Issue Lab coats! The super-strong personal protective equipment! That can instantly protect, resist, defend, and be stain-proof! These lab coats are no ordinary lab coats; its triple thick weave virtually welds itself to the personnel’s body, instantly stopping the most acidic substances and highest temperatures. 682 can cause major damage, but our lab coats shield and protect your normal clothes instantly! Plus, our lab coats are so durable, it even works as cookware! Now you prepare your lunch without bother to switch to cookware! Our lab coats are perfect for doctors and researchers! Our lab coats are super strong and durable and once it's on, ooh boy nothing’s getting through it!

toospookers4me

Why do most SCP games have the variety of water

Like why are almost all of them either an FPS, first person horror game and if they really want to have some variety add in some puzzles

Like WHERE ARE MY COSMIC HORROR SCP GAMES, MY FACILITY MANAGEMENT SCP GAMES, MY SCP RPGS OR HELL EVEN AN SCP JOB SIMULATOR

why are we wasting a series with endless potential on games that have no variety???

depsidase

victusinveritas

I love the idea of a roomba topography map being the jumping on point for a liminal horror story. House of Leaves II: Roomba.

80scifi

if anyone ever asks why return of the jedi is my favourite star wars film i’ll just send them this gif

doctorbutler

bluebandedagate-reblogs

luimnigh

I think the funnier conclusion is that Luke did mean to physically kick the guy, missed, and then used the force to cover his fuckup.

anarchistmemedistro

x-creature-feature-x

when i was 10 same sex marriage was legalised in england and wales. that summer i went to so many weddings. there were weeks i went to a wedding every single day, some days we had to choose which wedding to go to. i loved it cuz i got to dress up and hang out w a bunch of happy ppl and eat food and dance. when i see that quote abt how gay ppl during the aids crisis had to choose between funerals it reminds me of that summer. of how far weve come and how far we still have to go. hiv is now controllable with a pill once a day. only 6 ppl have ever been cured of aids. the uk wasnt hit nearly as hard by hiv/aids as other countries like it, partly cuz of a massive public information campaign. 20,000 ppl still died. i went to so many 10 year anniversary parties last year.

chylerart

"Do not go gentle into that good night."

Run towards the light grace!!!

another photo study for phm(I am obsessed). always liked this scene. It symbolises despair but for some unfathomable reason it gives me hope. Two people running towards the fireball in the distance which is like earth's dying sun.

Spent 4 hrs on this but I think it's quite well spent.

100 days drawing challenge(9/100)

other vers:

Process vid below!

victusinveritas

willgrahamscock

just saw a deactivated mutual's post on my dash. that's my dead wife's corpse you're all dragging around

the44th

I also reblog this guys dead wife.

zestoflemon

fox hunt!

markovchaingang

hey you. teenage girl writing in her diary. quit talking about the boy you have a crush on and start writing about the current political situation, the valuation of currencies, and the level of technology your people hold. your diary might be the only piece of evidence our society existed after nuclear war fries all of our data backups. future historians don't need to know about damian, they need at least a secondhand accounts of the great water wars and whether or not your leaders truly did worship a deity called "the free hand of the market"

mothnem

Keep writing about your crush Teenaged Girl. About your clothes, and how that other girl wore the same dress as you. Paint me a picture of what you were like.

enchantedlantern

Historians are going to hear about Damian and they're gonna LIKE IT

therealbeachfox

Make those future Historians reverse engineer the socioeconomic hierarchies of the 21st century from dreamy descriptions of Damian's current fashions. It's giving them enrichment.

vaspider

Talk about the things you want to talk about. You never know what mysteries your diary might solve in future generations bc you are the only person who talks about something that other people thought was too obvious to talk about, like whatever that third condiment dish that used to be on the table with salt and pepper was for.