i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard
Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex
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(available on my kofi as adoptables!)
no, i don’t watch that show, but i do follow its developments extensively via tumblr
there is nothing badass about not taking an ibuprofen when you need it
crazy how you can get used to working around problems that have very easy fixes. for like 6 months we used a hand towel to jam a kitchen cabinet closed because the hinges were broken and it turns out fixing it took me like $5 and 20 minutes. bedroom door has been squeaky for years and all it needed was a lil wd40. im sure this can apply to mental health too but i wouldnt know about all that.
Millions of Years of Immutable Evolutionary Law: “Cats shall have litters of many offspring at one time. Some will be weak or stricken with disease--they will perish to allow the stronger siblings to escape, and to satiate other predators in order to reduce competition and encourage the existence of more capable adults.”
Human Beings:
important note: this cat's full name is breakfast sandwich
did you get the dream i sent you?
1st base: raw ethically dubious fucking
2nd base: exist in a public space together
3rd base: you witness me have a real, candid emotion
4th base: I reveal an aspect of my tragic backstory to you
from the term “disc jockey,” more commonly known as a dj, we can conclude that music is descended from horses
Why is he like that
do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first