Superboy

Houston, TX 👻: petahbee 📷: petahbee92

[guerrillatech]

[yodaprod]

[6xy2]

[winslowat3am]

Pokémon have gotten loose on Tumblr again!

[larvitarr]

im on it

[beardedmrbean]

[russiawave]

[nervanaofficiai]

i drinka the coffee i get big

[memorydatas]

[mouchefska]

added cause he was missing 💙🔵

[retrogamingblog2]

[gimme-da-memes-b0ss]

Bulbasaur was never the same after that day 🐉

[kirklanddryersheet-deactivated2]

Omg omg I got a bulbasaur at build a bear and I was kinda embarrassed about buying it for myself and stuff but there weren’t any other kids in the store or shoppers for that matter and the girl helping me said she was glad to here it was for me as she collects some plushies and has her own bulbasaur.

Well she was almost done stuffing him and then I noticed that you can put scents in your bear and fucking love cotton candy and the girl basically car salesmen style sold me on the scent pad and asked where I wanted the scent to go

And I didn’t know where it should go but she herself being quite the plushie enthusiast was like “you’re gonna hug him a lot right? may I reccomend right here” and pointed to his forehead

So I was like “awe cute yeah that sounds good” (my bulbasaur is totally stuffed mind you and I even had her make him extra firm )

and then the girl rolls up her sleeves and was like “alright bulbasaur! Here we go! I apologize in advance but this is gonna look very inappropriate!”

And she fisted my super full bulbasaur all the way to her elbow saying sorry to him and to me over and over again. It took her several tries to get the scent pad in place since my bulbasaur was so stuffed and she looked like she was straining and saying “I don’t know why they didn’t think about this design more, so many parents are gonna complain about this one day, I know it”

So all in all this was the best build a bear experience I’ve had since I was a little kid and I love my fat, cotton candy scented, anally inclined bulbasaur to pieces

[tanknspank]

Every time I see this post I cant stop fucking laughing

[m-has-a-blog]

Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game

[msaprildaniels]

I was a little league umpire. I 100% completely believe that Bob Wilson caught a bullet over a disputed call.

[hoeleia]

WEVE BEEN SMECKLEDORFED

[tyako89]

[ectoskeletons]

[lindsaychrist]

this new pepsi ad with lindsay lohan is something else... its so fucking funny yet truly deranged

[lillie-garden]

kissing you on the forehead

[increasingpanic-deactivated2024]

with tongue?

[lillie-garden]

with tongue. 🥰

[just-taking-adam-break]

[stinkybrowndogs]

Oh hey look at these dogs

Inprnt

[blueinkogre]

I love my puppy team <3

[amoisthobo]

Me walkin up to the counter at Popeyes SMACKED outta my mind bout to order 8 chicken sammiches