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[kingtut11111]

A Canadian’s attempt at naming the us states without help.

Welp

[kingtut11111]

[kingtut11111]

I covered this can in 800 digits of pi

[champagnemanagement]

favorite slang terms for penis

kicky-wicky (1602)

long plum (1613)

bald-pate friar (1656)

silent flute (1720)

gaying instrument (1811)

liver-disturber (1888) (yikes)

master of ceremonies (1890)

father confessor (1890)

quimstick (1896)

patootie (1927) (cutie patootie)

ambassador (1927)

kidney-buster (1935) (double yikes)

dingle-doodle (1935)

dingwallace (1951)

snorker (1963)

corned beef torpedo (1975)

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

[els-moonleaf]

“Care to dance?”

“We already do.”

[neosatsuma]

has this been done

[kingtut11111]

Anyone know some good books with the king x fool or king x knight trope? Im looking for a new read.

[nmercurial]

A treat

[mageral1]

...What do Legolas and Gimli do in Lothlorien?

[kingtut11111]

Hmmmm…

[pukiirice]

Legolas and Gimli as Christmas elf and Santa, merry Christmas to all the folks in middle earth 🎅🎁❄️!

I saw the Santa kissed an elf last night 🎵

[kingtut11111]

Fr I love this movie

[othernonsense]

i know i'm late as shit to this party but i will be spreading legolas x gimli old married couple propaganda until the day i die

[shy-urban-hobbit]

[hannibard]

And they say romance is dead

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

[kingtut11111]

Math

[kingtut11111]

This I made after complaining about how hard English is. It’s my first language.