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Hi I'm James. Follow my MPHFPC sideblog: enorace.tumblr.com

[catcrumb]

[iamoutofideas]

the simpsons Shit & run

[logarto]

meow btw. if you even care.

[kinkjames]

How are you, dude? :)

...I honestly dont know when this was written but yes.

hi sorry im uhhhhhhh super inactive it would seem

[athetos]

I have one brain cell and it bounces around in my skull like a windows screen saver

[sensiblesnail-deactivated201907]

When it hits a corner perfect, I’m allowed one (1) good idea.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

HEY I JUST GOT HOME AND THE WOMAN IM ENTING MY ROOM FROM ANWERED THE DOOR IN A FULL VELVET CAPE AND SEVED ME WINE AS SOON AS I CAME IN AND SHE’S WACHING THE BLADE MOVIES SO WHEN I SAID THIS HOUSE IS SAFE FROM VAMPIRES I THINK THAT’S THE MOST WRONG IVE EVER BEEN

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

I REALLY did NOT know how to cope I said “I like your cape” (which is true it’s a great cape) and she said “here, have some wine” and I said “I need to study” and she said “not at all” and poured me like 1/3 of the bottle and I said “that’s a LOT of wine” and she said “it really isn’t” and sent me to my room with it.

[carebewear]

Op is your landlady single

[fullpraxisnow]

Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.

[brosefvondudehomie-deactivated2]

So he gave millions and you gave $40 and feel like you’re doing more?

[pebbleofgod]

[teethcraft]

Much like a minecraft villager, my only instincts are run from darkness and throw bread

[teethcraft]

I was not expecting this post to actually get notes but it seems like we can all agree here

[vampiresconce]

op do you also open doors to let the zombies in

[teethcraft]

If you could please refrain from insulting the fine green gentleman knocking violently at my door, that would be great. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a guest to welcome

[scorbunny-princess-deactivated2]

Can we get an F in the chat

[0cculust]

A Pine Tree amongst the pine trees. (Transparent!)

[powerfulwizard]

british people: none of you know how huge england is! it takes so long to get anywhere. it takes me 5 minutes to get to work everyday! i haven’t seen my wife and children in 30 years because it takes 10 whole minutes to drive to them.

the rest of the world:

[illness-deactivated20180325]

[memewhore]

[babyanimalgifs]

Goodness gracious I will take a stance on this. (unmute video)

The most important video you will ever see.

Tw: SlenderSherbert

[fakehistory]

Vlad the Impaler (1462)

[uglyteapot]

I. AM. SCREAMING.

THIS IS SO FUNNY.

[thewickedwilds]

rebagel if the flu shot made you gay

[internethistory]

[torgoooo]

[diishii]

[pink--champagnex]

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