one kinky twinkie

he/they 🩷 transmasc and bi 🩷 total geek

[escuerzoresucitado]

[red-twist]

I feel like the audience of the first moving picture

[ariature]

I FUCKIN MADE ANOTHER

Sweet cis-teen is such a banger and the final verse is so powerful

[impossibleraysykes]

Am I the only one who stims by singing? Please tell me I’m not the only one

[sandersstudies]

I’m assistant directing for a high school this year and the theater teacher just gave me the most hilarious student rundown.

“That boy who sits there? Everybody hates him. So I put him on spotlight. We don’t even need a spotlight but it keeps him busy so he doesn’t fight with everyone.”

“The girl over there? She thinks she’s an amazing actress. She is not. I give her a small part every year so she can feel included though, because she’s very passionate about it.”

“And that one is autistic. Actually, a lot of them are autistic. Like, a lot of them.”

[memewhore]

[kaijuno]

[naturalnecrosis]

[bigmammallama5]

#asdgklhaldkfhalskdfj this is what was left after the beacons of amon din burned all the way down

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

[sirfrancisvarney]

big black birds crows versus ravens befriend ravens befriend ravens reddit ravens food favorite reddit ravens bringing gifts nextdoor [neighborhood] lost spear nextdoor [neighborhood] spear ravens carrying weight raven carrying capacity can multiple ravens carry one item ravens intelligence ravens human speech raven call fumble winter raven call cymbal winter raven call thimble winter ravens saying thimble winter thimble winter haughty skull ravens ravens folklore ravens legends fortune telling make ravens leave you alone aggressive ravens ravens attacking humans reddit ravens attack humans driving with one eye hallucinations caused by loss of eye how did odin lose eye signs of ragnarok

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

[heros-quest]

weather tonight 9pm

forest near me

gas station near me

how to change flashlight batteries no screwdriver

night trails near me

do bears live in clearwater valley

bear but bigger

how to stop bleeding arm

how to stop arm falling off

what to do if my friend turned into animal

can 911 kill protected wildlife

how to blow up car fast no fire

clearwater valley legend 1800s

the ritual 2021

how to kill woods

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

[meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-meow-m]

nearby fast food

food poison symptoms

weird headache what is it

how to treat mirgane

how to fix migraine

walgreens near me

directions to walgreens near me

how to tell if yourw being followd

what ti do your being followed

hwat are hallocinatonfs like

help beign chased

are ghsots real

where ami

direcrions to homw

where is hpme

help

[writing-prompt-s]

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

[wygolvillage]

how to fight skeleton (urgent) - 12:08 am

skeleton chasing me - 12:06 am

where to hide fromskeleton - 12:02 am

scary skeleton in my house - 11:54 pm

are skeletons fast - 11:51 pm

how fast is a skeleton - 11:50 pm

are skeletons deadly - 11:46 pm

skeleton in house - 11:42 pm

bones rattling in house at night - 11:40 pm

weird clicking noise in house at night - 11:37 pm

gay porn - 11:02 pm

[vulgarmaw]

Oh you think I'm smart?

Wrong!

Benadryl

[teaboot]

I love learning about other culture's Houseguest Protocols but I hate hate hate when they don't match up cause like

I (PNW Canadian, raised with etiquette from my old British great-grandparents) sleeping over: Can I help with dinner. Can I do the dishes. PLEASE let me do something useful. Im sorry I'm here. I can sleep on the floor it's fine. You don't need to cook for me I can go outside and drink pond water. Do you hate me

My friend (Indian, raised by entire extended family in Dubai) hosting me: Why won't you let me feed you. Do you need more coffee. Am I doing something wrong. Do you have enough blankets? I will buy you warmer clothes. Here, you can sleep in my room, I'll take the couch. Why are you crying? Oh God am I a bad host

[lateforcakes]

big ole comic about adult ADHD diagnosis + big feelings + making sure childhood me is okay

[snzical]

the worst thing ever is when you become completely obsessed with some phrase your friends invented in some jackbox game or other such thing to the point that it becomes ingrained into your brain forever because nobody will ever know what i’m talking about when i say “I DO fuck like a cab driver for a blunt”. like that’s just my cross to bear forever.

[kingbuckley]

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it.

[necrotranscjk]

An important tweet

[sighinastorm]

This is such a "common sense" way of putting it. Everybody memorize this for spitting it back out whenever needed.

[sandersstudies]

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

[sandersstudies]

Me: I shall become his mother and gain his trust

Me talking to an animal control officer five minutes later: he is a nasty horrid little boy and I am bleeding heavily

[sandersstudies]

Animal control officer on the phone: So he’s in your car with you?

Me: Um. It’s his car now and he’s very mad at me.

[sandersstudies]

Second animal control officer: oh you captured him and got him in your car? He’s friendly?

Me, my right hand completely wrapped in paper towels: wouldn’t say that

[sandersstudies]

Urgent Care Nurse: Wow it’s strange he managed to get you so many times.

Me: I uh. Did not let go.