Do You Want The Chantry's Version, Or The Truth?

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[bunabi]

[distressed laugh of reminiscence] dragon age

[kittyoperas]

no rest for the wicked.

[sofusenpai]

vignir mahariel & alistair theirin

[pinayelf]

let's settle this

what is alistair theirin's hair color

brown

blonde

ginger

he's bald/nuance (say in tags)

Voting ended onJul 25

[5arcasmw]

no dragon age romance will ever compare to zevran arainai. he's bisexual. he was raised in a murder assassin torture cult after being raised in a brothel. he has a bunch of tattoos and even knows how to give them. he tries to murder you when you first meet him and then poses sexily afterwards. he says he's skilled at lockpicking and then never manages to pick a single lock in the entire game. he murdered his last lover after falsely believing that she betrayed the crows. he regularly slept with his marks before killing them to give them one last good night alive. when you ask him to have sex with you he says one liners like "arghhh pirate zevran reporting for duty!" he gets upset and broody when he realizes that he's in love with you after you ask him for more in your relationship. he proposes to you with an earring from a dead guy before he even tells you that he loves you. he's the only companion to almost completely stay with you after origins (besides the dlcs and parts of da2, he presumably stays with you the rest of your lives). if you die, he never gets into a relationship or has sex with anyone ever again. he constantly talks about you when he's away from you (da2). he calls the sword of the dead king of ferelden "sexy" and says that he "must have it". he's a devout andrastian. he loves being an assassin and doesn't feel bad about murdering people. you can have a threesome with him and a woman he used to sleep with and helped save from her abusive husband. he's slept with countless people and you're the first person that he's ever actually loved. he spends the rest of his life when he's not with you devoted to terrorizing the organization that abused him as a child (and adult) and killing of its leaders. when you tell him that you love him, he says that "he knows." he's blonde. and he's perfect in every way possible.

[valerie1972]

Travel time maps - these are pretty quick and dirty but should line up pretty well with the travel time charts I posted a while ago.

Reblogging and editing to add supporting information per several requests.

This post has the methdology I used for calculating these times and this one has the rest of the info about how I came to these conclusions.

This post has the charts for RPG set one and two.

[autoneurotic]

some hawkes to break the tablet back in again

[lyrium-tits]

“I spent more time fighting guardsmen, myself.”

[nuvenn]

commander of the grey 🛡️⚔️

[cherrydj-l]

man, these healthcare prices are getting ridiculous

[elfcollector]

DRAGON AGE: ORIGINS (2009) — developed by bioware.

[dykieran]

alistair voice: yeah i'm constantly emasculated by my peers and friends and when i was a kid i was made to sleep in the kennels with all the dogs and my worst fear is being the kind of man my dad was because with the information i have i'm like 70% sure he raped my mother and everyone is trying to force me to follow in his footsteps also i have an aching loneliness that was only helped by joining a group of outcasts and then they all died and now i'm bonded to my girlfriend/only surviving fellow outcast like a shelter cat. also if she asked me to wear a pretty dress i'd do it. does anyone want to play touys with me

[stonesense]

all that being said, zevran’s favoured gift being gold bars has never not been funny

[stonesense]

warden: hey speak up if you want anything in particular from the loot

zevran: hmm. solid gold

warden: done

leliana: sorry, what? that worked?

zevran: i must admit i am as surprised as you

alistair: that was an option? nobody told me that was an option. i’m changing my thing

warden: no takebacksies

[r1bit]

hello world he is five minutes old and burdened with Saving the world . five notes i throw a tomato at him

[brambeag]

my most favourite rogues

[lelianasbong]

Favorite WARRIOR romance in Dragon Age?

Alistair

Fenris

Cassandra

Blackwall

The Iron Bull

Cullen

Davrin

Taash

Other / nuance / results

Voting ended onJun 24

[stonesense]

if u didnt romance anders so u r not running off with him into the sunset (and he’s alive and everything) then i assume since nathaniel showed up to the final battle in the last straw that you just give him back. it’s only fair

[stonesense]

the warden-commander said its MY turn with the anders youve had him for SIX YEARS

[stonesense]

actually i specify anders being alive but since we’ve established the whole “i am not of mortal men” bit. and since i believe hawke just leaves the body there. i think if justice managed to hang around for a second and he spotted nathaniel he would simply make them get up

[zandalarii]

+ too good to be relegated 2 the tags

[floralprintsharks]

[ID: "Tumblr tags reading: #anders: arent we supposed to be dead #justice: nathaniel is here #anders: ughhhh fine. he better be weeping #nathaniel: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON #anders: close enough". End ID]