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MY HEart JFC
THE TURTLE
THE BOXERS omg

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Animals Growing Up
Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash
MY HEart JFC
THE TURTLE
THE BOXERS omg
the queen has returned
park is under new management
do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop
I’m doing it
running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more
bottom of marshmallow is warm
the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it
it’s working
the chocolate is melting
i touched it and that happened
We did it kids
welcome to the internet
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FACEBOOK BANNERS! HOORAY! +feat.my current competitive favorites!
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+1 | akiko suzuki
In 2003, Akiko Suzuki of Japan missed an entire season to recover from anorexia, but bounced back to make the 2010 olympic team and later become the 2012 World Bronze medalist at the age of twenty seven.
+2 | ashley wagner
On January 25, 2013, Ashley Wagner of the United States became the first ladies’ singles skater to win consecutive U.S. National titles since Michelle Kwan in 2005.
+3 | daisuke takahashi
On December 17, 2005, Daisuke Takahashi of Japan became the first Japanese man to medal at the Grand Prix Final and made history again when he won it in 2012.
+4 | meryl davis & charlie white
On April 30, 2011, Meryl Davis and Charlie White of the United States, the longest lasting dance team in the U.S., became the first American ice dancers to win the World title; a feat they repeated in 2013.
+5 | mao asada
On October 20, 2013, Mao Asada of Japan became the first singles’ figure skater, male or female, to have won all seven current Grand Prix events.
+6 | qing pang & jian tong
On February 18, 2011, Qing Pang and Jian Tong of the People’s Republic of China won an unprecedented fifth Four Continents title nine years after their first and after nearly two decades of skating together.
+7 | tessa virtue & scott moir
On February 22, 2010, Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir of Canada became the first North American dance team to win Olympic gold, ending Europe’s 34-year streak.
+8 | yuna kim
On February 25, 2010, Yuna Kim of the Republic of Korea became an Olympic gold medalist when she shattered her own world record scores thereby earning South Korea’s first medal at the Winter Olympics other than speed skating or short track.
+bonus | yuna kim (again)
On March 16, 2013, Yuna Kim of South Korea won her second World title in a most convincing fashion by skating a flawless free programme to the music of Les Misérables.
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SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM
Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?
a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different
Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant mess
This is why cats occasionally try to bathe and feed us
It’s true; cats see us as giant dumb hairless babies. That’s why they bring us half-dead prey– to teach us how to hunt and eat properly. That’s why they attack when we rub their bellies– that’s how parent cats teach kittens to defend themselves. That’s also why they meow– cats communicate with other adults on a frequency we can’t hear, but meow at kittens because their ears aren’t fully developed. They even specialized a set of meows they use only for humans, because we are especially deaf babies.
We are all of us dumb kittens.
Today I Learned That I Am A Dumb Kitten
I can totally live with that.
I can’t wait for the days where scholarship has to muddle through ff.net and ao3 pseudonyms like “guys, I have evidence to believe that starfucker69 was a pseudonym for one of our landmark literary figures of the 21st century and that they in fact first began their writing career with filthy sinful Steggy smut.”
As an academic and a fan I both want and fucking dread this day because academics trying to tackle things like A/B/O, magic!cock, g!p, mpreg, rule 63, sex pollen like… the language academia is going to have to invent my god
#this makes me happy#in a deep deep place in my blackened soul
In myth, Hades’ most remarked upon traits are 1) how responsible/reliable he is, 2)how sober-minded he is, 3)how dedicated, implacable, and long-remembering he is, and 4)how boring and grim most of the other Olympians think he is to be around. Oh and notably, that if you play him a song he likes, he’ll basically give you anything you ask for(though not without conditions).
Hades is, canonically, a gigantic nerd. If they’d had trainsets, he’d have been the Olympian who collected trainsets, meticulously corrected with exacto knife and hobby-paints the errors toy-makers introduced to those trainsets, and then endlessly talked about those trainsets to anyone sat next to him at Thanksgiving Dinner :| When he wasn’t trying to rope them into an interminable discussion about gardening or divine law, that is :| :| He’s the sort of god who frequently handed out punishment like giving someone a million-piece puzzle where every piece is shaped the same, that resets itself at the start of every day if you don’t complete it, and then he keeps the last piece on his person at all times as a secret private joke for eternity because he finds you personally distasteful(not even because he’s mad at you or hates you particularly; he just doesn’t like you as a person) :| :| :| He is. A Gigantic. Nerd.
He’s also like one of the only gods who is faithful to his wife. And he listens to her like when she asks for a soul to be released and he’s like “But honey, the rules.” And she just gives him that look and he goes “Yes dear,” and lets the soul go with the easiest freaking instructions ever in a myth. And the human still fucks it up. Not his fault Persephone, not Hades’ fault this time. Essentially, Hades is sorta like the accountant suburban dad who collects really specific figurines and gets really grumpy when people mess up his lawn. Do you know how hard his wife worked on those roses? He is calling his attorney. Oh wait, he is also an attorney.
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Everybody knows it’s Persephone that you’ve got to watch out for.
When you work at Lush and customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it’s cheese
this happens way more frequently than you think, i assure you
Well if you frickers stopped literally presenting soap as deli food maybe it wouldnt happen?
who goes into a bath store and thinks something covered in glitter is cheese
who goes to the store and just takes a bite from the cheese
Last night at 10pm EST, GooglePlay streamed a real life version of their popular phone game “Neko Atsume”, placing cats that looked the same as the one in the game into a room with various toys (also available in-game) and filmed the entire thing live. The overwhelming response from the internet, was a mishmash of several languages in the chat rooms, all cheering for their favorite kitties to do things like jump into nabe pots, hide in boxes, and “NO CREAMY, DON’T EAT THAT PLANT.” The stream ended at 9PM EST this morning. You can rewatch all 11 hours of footage on their youtube, but we stayed up all night like crazy people and screencapped the best parts:
OMGOMFONGFOFMDM
this is my kind of content
again, video is still up in case people missed it. link in first comment. you too can learn the horrors of decorating your house and having cats invade it.
What was your favorite prop or costume from the “Harry Potter” films?
Voldemort wearing garter belts.
Do you know how this makes me feel.
I bet you weren’t expecting THIS!
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A Long Time Ago, In A Kingdom Far Far Away…
Science.
I can’t tell what my favorite part is, but it’s either
scientists wasting budget and time to see if ants count their steps
the idea to put ants on stilts
there had to be a guy who made ant stilts and put them on the ants
confused ants
OR E. All of the above.
BUT WAIT THERES MORE!
Can mantids wear and see in 3D glasses? YES
THEY PUT LITTLE GLASSES ON MANTIDS
Do honey bees suffer from sleep deprivation? YES
Here is the BEE INSOMNIATOR.
They put MAGNETS ON BEES and WIGGLED THEM TO KEEP THEM AWAKE
How do scales help snakes move?
Well they put SNAKES IN LITTLE SHIRTS to find out!
SHRIMPS ON A TREADMILL
biology is the greatest
bad and naughty children get put into the bee wiggler to atone for their sins
The best thing about the ant one is that somebody clearly was like “Oh well ants probably count their steps” and that was just like… a thought that came into their head.
THE BEE WIGGLER
This demonstrates that discovery requires madness.
gravity was discovered because Newton just so happened to have an apple fall on his napping ass what do you think science is
Cats’ Deepest Secrets Revealed On Felines Of New York