Paradoxical

He/Him — 23— 11/24/20 💙

[kipparadox]

Im too lazy to edit my carrd ever so the info on that is outdated but hey I'm Jack I'm 23 and I use he/him and Im just gonna pin this until i bother fixing my layout

[unregistered-hypercam2-deactiva]

the evolution here is also a solid contender for meme of the year 2019

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[rosefinchie]

how it all feels lately

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[b0nkcreat]

in order to get me to stop posting garbage you havw to roam around my endless mansion and collect 4 sapphires and 3 glistening red jewels and a statue of an elk with gold finished antlers and you have to align the shadows of these bull shit items into the shape of my favorite animal but im not going to tell you what it is so youre just going to have to figure it the fuck out Btw my spike wall is closing in you have 4 seconds

[b0nkcreat]

I am the huggiest wuggy and my fur is big and blue

[b0nkcreat]

Youve fallen for my BeJeweled 2 Deluxe trap

[lowpawly]

this is my impression of what it would look like if the toddlers at my job could make traumacore edits about me

[lowpawly]

alright by popular demand here is more toddler traumacore

[kikmessenger]

once i gave my ex a foot job in a crowded mall #tmituesdays

[relelvance]

Let's all block op

[kikmessenger]

You can crouch to block low attacks such as my signature foot job attack #tekkentuesdays

[dreamlogic]

asked one of my coworkers how she's doing today and she goes "could be better, could be worse," and another coworker nearby who was eavesdropping chimes in with "could be a lil bit o' alligator curse!" i have no idea what he meant by that but i do know that it has been immediately added to the lexicon.

[anistarrose]

did you know that if you want to signify simultaneous inclusion of asexual people in general and aromantic people in general, you should use the flag for asexual people in general side-by-side with the flag for aromantic people in general? because the purple ace flag represents all aces, and the green aro flag represents all aros. the blue/orange aroace flag is great, but it represents aroaces, not everyone who is aro or ace. (and hell, even some aroaces like me prefer the individual aro and ace flags more, whether because we see our aro and ace identities as distinct, or because we just prefer green and purple.) if you're creating a space meant for aros and aces, if you're making a post about aro characters and ace characters, you need to include more than the aroace flag — you need the aro flag and ace flag individually. you can certainly throw in the aroace flag, because it serves a wonderful purpose for the aroaces who choose to use it, but you should include aroallo and alloace flags too. the aroace flag doesn't represent all aros and aces automatically.

[deanwinchesterapologist]

>settings

>onions

>my onions

>caramelize my onions

[milanesa42]

[cockmancers]

[365mentalillnesses]

@funnier-when-objectum

[jimmyhoffathecat]

He fell eep

[ecto-hazard]

Basic Anatomy of the Central Nervous System

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

You just teleported to the last movie you watched! how is it going?

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FUCK YOU I'M IN THE BACKROOMS NOW

dead

results

Voting ended onJul 10

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[groovygianni]

Transmasc Mx. Krabs w/ Big Naturals getting ready for their shift at the Krusty Kunt

[thickness-protection-program]

According to fox entertainment this is who we should be afraid of. I didn't know who Francesca Hong was 10 minutes ago but thankfully now I'm aware of this monster and her monsterous policies