Kira666

Love has no gender and neither do I. She/he/they

[wordfather]

if you complete one task off your to do list you should be allowed 3 days of chilling afterwards as a reward

[taken-up-the-junction]

Hate to see a transmasc egg thinking he needs permission to be a boy. If you want to be a boy, just do it. “But what if I don’t experience enough dysphoria?” Doesn’t matter. I didn’t ask if being a girl makes you miserable, I asked if being a boy makes you happy.

You don’t need an endless list of reasons to transition, you can transition just because you want to. You can transition just to have a deeper voice, just to have facial hair, just to use a different name, just to kiss boys in a gay way. It literally doesn’t matter. Do what makes you happy and fuck all the rest or whatever that gay little twink said in little miss sunshine.

[homunculus-argument]

Hey idk who needs this but helpful reminder that "virgin blood" in any witchcraft shit that requires that means "virgin" in the same sense as "virgin hair" means hair that hasn't been dyed or processed in any way, natural in the default sense. So no, "virgin blood" doesn't mean blood from a virgin, just blood that hasn't been used for any other kind of witchy shit earlier.

Whether nor not someone has fucked before is completely irrelevant. Any act of fucking doesn't instantly make someone contaminated or un-magic any of their shit. You're just not supposed to re-use blood for blood magic. That's just not. Just do not. Like that's just weird who does that.

[homunculus-argument]

no wait that- no that's not- no.

Unles you've like, poured out ALL OF YOUR BLOOD, used it for a spell, and then somehow SIPHONED THE WHOLE THING BACK IN, that doesn't mean the blood on the inside of you is also used. And even then, if you'd had your sacrifical blood IV'd back into your body-

actually nevermind, I need to draw a graph to illustrate:

I hope this helps.

[wardenaristraith]

The blood inside of you is used. Constantly. It's why there is blood there.

If anything, the blood on the outside is unused.

[homunculus-argument]

damn they ain't lying, it is like talking to a fucking genie with you people.

[importantdogimages]

[grrlterrier]

One of my favourite customer interactions

[girlhusband1kw]

After they finish their drink the shirt changes to 98%

[thefernhands]

If you're fifteen or older an still sleep with a stuffed animal please reblog this.

My friend is embarrassed and thinks she’s the only one and I said id prove her wrong.

[redstonedust]

does anyone else's brain really like to mash together sentences in languages that have no business being mashed. was petting one of our cats and thought with full confidence "この gatinho es とても wunderbar" and didn't reigster that it was wrong at first. ich bin cooked.

[wolfisblank]

Tip: You can be polyamorous and aromantic to unlock weird relationships with friends

[ampervadasz]

[h-nry]

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Buddy is like how the fuck did you get a picture of me

[moveslikekeithrichards]

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

[pukicho]

You're probably the funniest person on Tumblr. Please never change.

Never? Not even for the better?

[officially-bbc-news]

Change for the worse

[pukicho]

You guys would prod me with spears through the bars of a metal cage for fun

[the-haiku-bot]

You guys would prod me

with spears through the bars of a

metal cage for fun

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[satan-offical]

someone's probably reading my blog with a straight face right now #weirdo

[anonmous-offical]

That’s me…

There is something wrong With me :(

[satan-offical]

Please go to the doctor and get that checked out

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i tried to microwave a popsicle

[gay-lotus]

31 hours deep into the insomniac’s gambit and i posted on the wrong blog again

[gay-lotus]

[romanceyourdemons]

it’s so twisted that you don’t even get a sleep do over if you had bad dreams all night, you just have to get up and go to work same as if you’d had normal dreams. i should be able to call out nightmared

[vamplire]

get in loser we’re romanticizing vampirism

[magictransgirl]

We weren't already?

[vamplire]

yes but this is me telling you

[demilypyro]

If you're reading this congrats it's your week

[aquilacalvitium]

Let's put some respect on the names of ACTUAL clowns instead maybe

David Shiner

John Gilkey

Emmett Kelly

Tweedy

Facuno Gimenez

[the-haiku-bot]

Let’s put some respect

on the names of ACTUAL

clowns instead maybe

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[t-rannysaurusrex]

Artist: Yeah you can draw anything of my characters I literally do not care

Comments: "But what if I draw the MALE character PREGNANT 😈" "What if I draw the villain guy pregnant, guys, maybe it'll teach him a lesson 😈" "Hehehe ANYTHING? But anything means they can draw SEX!!??!!"

Hi I am so tired of this if you can't tell. Cool, draw porn of the characters. Have fun. You're being Avengers movie level corny about how you're allowed to. However, pregnant men are not inherently sexual. Pregnant men exist and it's not crazy. Pregnancy is not a punishment.