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from, malenać ¤filler chapter hehe .. iām drafting the last few chapters now :>
I need us as fandom to use the fact Damian has a sweet tooth so much more.
Like this kid is genuinely out here having poptarts and hot chocolate for breakfast in canon.
( DC vs Vampires #2 and Adventures of Superman: Jon Kent #4)
We need this energy in fandom.
Damian drinking tea 24/7. Boring, sad, he doesn't even like it.
Damian seeing his siblings take protein shakes and electrolytes when training, and deciding to imitate them by making himself chocolate milk and putting it in a sports bottle. Innovative, funny, could happen.
Imagine.
Jason, sweating: Ah, damn. Ran out of water. Can I have some of yours?
Dick: Sorry, man. Finished mine too.
Damian, offering a huge hydro flask: You can have some of mine, Todd.
Jason: Oh, thanks
Jason: *taking a sip and immediately spitting out*
Dick: Woah! Are you oā
Jason, looking at Damian horrified: WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS??
Damian, confused: Vanilla shake with m&m's
Mom. It's a three letter word, a painful word for most of the Bats but they reclaim it and use it where it can serve the most purpose. Annoying and comforting Bruce.
"Mom," and it's Dick rolling his eyes at Bruce who tells him to put a sweater over his going out outfit because it's cold.
"MOM," and it's Tim wailing because somebody used his towel and left it on the floor.
"Mom," and it's Steph, with her hand out for the chocolates that he keeps in the utility belt.
"Mooooooom?" and it's Duke, because sonething fucking weird is going on and he's wants away from it or answers.
"Mom," and it's Damian being serious as he can be with all his 4ft 6" and he can do whatever it is himself.
"Mom," and it's when Cass thinks Bruce is thinking too hard and he's getting those frown lines.
"Mom," and it's Jason who tries to say it with disgust or flippancy and can't manage quite it.
"Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom," and it's all his little birds, pulling at his cape, his sleeve, crawling all over him, letting him get so peace.
Bruce goes on a mission in another dimension for a little bit and finds a small dragon cub. The mother had already, unfortunately, been slain by the people Bruce was hunting.
It was just a baby; could Bruce really leave the little thing all alone?
Besides, Damian was first in his class, and Bruce still didnāt have a present for such a wonderful achievement. He had to miss the award ceremony to go on this mission, and he just felt awful about it.
Bruce bent down and gently clicked his tongue, barely containing a smile as the little cub warily came toward him before jumping into his arms and huffing a breath of smoke in contentment.
Coming back to the cave after a long debrief and being extra stubborn about keeping the dragon, he found his baby pouting up a storm and training extra hard with his sword.
Damian had feigned nonchalance when Bruce broke the news to his baby that he wouldn't be able to make the ceremony, but he could tell that his youngest was truly upset by it.
"Habibi," Bruce called out, pulling down his cowl and pushing his sweat-slick hair out of his face. "Can you stop training for a second? I have something to show you."
"I hadn't noticed you were back, Father-" Damian turned around, mouth dropping in time with his sword dropping to the ground. "... who is that?" He asked quietly, creeping closer.
Bruce chuckled softly as he showed Damian the sleeping dragon in his arms. "I hope you don't mind, but I took the liberty of naming her," Bruce murmured softly. "This is Qamar, a little cub from the moon dragon species. Her mother was unfortunately too far gone to save, but I knew someone loving and smart to take care of her."
Damian watched her breathe in awe, hesitantly reaching out before gently petting her black, smooth, glistening scales. "She is beautiful."
"They say, once a moon dragon grows up, their scales hold the night sky within them." Bruce gently shifted the sleeping dragon into Damian's arms, watching his eyes sparkle as he held her oh so gently.
"I'm sorry I couldn't make it to your award ceremony, Habibi. I would've done anything to go." Bruce wrapped an arm around Damian's shoulder and pulled him close. "I'm so proud of you." Bruce pressed a long kiss to his son's temple.
A small smile crept onto Damian's face, and he leaned further into Bruce's side. "I know, Baba. I was just... acting childish."
"You are a child, you can act any way you wish." Bruce squeezed his baby again, getting in one more kiss to the forehead before Damian ultimately pushed him away, embarrassed.
"Thank you, Baba... I love you." Damian mumbled under his breath, hiding his face behind Qamar, who was starting to wake up and wiggle around.
"Why don't we go upstairs and brag to your brothers?" Bruce suggested, saving Damian from further embarrassment and vulnerability. Damian wasted no time. Qamar was already loving Damian and letting out little happy chirps as he ran toward the Batcave's elevator.
Bruce knew he would hear the indignant screams of his children later, but for now, he just needed a hot shower. Everything else could come later.
"slut era" i say as i rot and decay in my bedroom and watch the years pass me by as i miss out on core experiences other people my age are having while i think about the past
BABY DUKE BABY DUKE and yes he is explaining the entirety of the fnaf lore to the prince of Gotham thank you very much
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bimbo black readers i love you
shy black readers i love you
insecure black readers i love you
baddie black readers i love you
hood/"ghetto" black readers i love you
chubby black readers i love you
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nerdy black readers i love you
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in another universe as soon as i finished uni i left my hometown and found a job as far away as possible
in another universe i find a job in a big city with tall buildings and always full of light. i come home to a small apartment furnished by me and me alone and it smells like my favorite candle
in another universe im not always trying to live up to my familyās expectations, but im free to do whatever i feel like doing and to go wherever i please
in another universe i dont feel difficult to love and i dont run as soon as a romantic opportunity presents itself
in another universe i know who i am
As a farmer you have to deal with critters trying to grab your produce. When you catch a Possum taking one of your tomatoes you jokingly say āI hope you were planning on paying for that.ā Not only does the possum pay for the tomato, but now creatures of all kinds show up to buy from your farm.
I have Duke!
Concept:
Bruce has been living alone in a house he had built for him and his family for way too long. For the first time in forever, Bruce is the one to voluntarily leave his loved ones behind.
Featuring Clark's pinning and necessary conversations.
Fair warning. I love to shit on Alfred Pennyworth, and I made Dick look really bad here.
Chapter 1
<< Part 2 >>
A spell hits Batman, and a magical letter is left to explain what is happening, but itās in a different language
All they know is that thereās a zero floating above Bruceās head
Everyone but him can see it, so they think itās best if they donāt say anything and figure it out themselves
Through some shitty translating, they are under the understanding that the note says: āthe number of people you love will show.ā
They are livid, which is, of course, just a mask for being hurt and devastated, and without explaining anything to him, they start being horrible
Bruce has no idea whatās happened, and heās trying to make up for it (which is a hard thing to do when you don't know what you're making up for), but anything he does makes them treat him even worse
They don't want to fall back into loving his kindness. Either Damian gets taken by Dick, and Bruce is beyond devastated, or Damian is aggressive to Bruce and purposely avoids him. Bruce is drowning in self-hatred and isolates himself because of the wrongful treatment
Eventually, Zatanna is able to come over and attempt fix it
She asks for the note to know what she's dealing with and correctly translates it to: āthe number of people you believe love you will show.ā
Now they have to deal with what theyāve done and realize they were completely unfounded in what they did
That number aināt going up anytime soon
Oh, but the pain afterward, so delicious. Something like...
Jason spoke first, his face taut, his anger barely contained.
"Read it again. There must be a mistake."
Zatanna didn't flinch. She merely raised an eyebrow. "I've only been studying this language for over thirty years, Hood. Of course, let's assume I'm wrong, not the newbies who know nothing about magic."
Newbie hit harder than she thought. Jason was about to respond, but Dick stopped him with a wave of his hand.
Jason was ready to yell at him when he saw how deathly pale his brother was. Dick looked like he was about to throw up.
"Hey, you're not going to believe this shit, are you? It's obviously not..."
"I took Damian away from him," Dick interrupted, not even looking at him, his breath coming in short gasps. "I told him he's a terrible man. I called him...a manwhore who can't take responsibility. And I was glad to see him suffer...I thought he deserved it..."
Dick put his hands to his face and groaned, "God, I was glad I made my..."
He didn't finish the sentence. But Jason knew what he was going to say. My dad.
But Dick couldn't say it, he couldn't. Not when he felt unworthy of using the word, not after everything that had happened.
Zatanna showed no sympathy. "Did you really think the number indicated the people he loved? Really?"
"Hey, you don't know mister feelings are an obstacle to the mission..."
"You are right, I'm just a childhood friend, ex-lover, and now friend of the League, but go ahead, Hood, I'm all ears," if looks could kill, Jason would be dead again, "Bruce is like a brother to me. I know him like I know myself. And that man has a damn bleeding heart and too much love inside him."
"And yet, there's no number to prove it," Jason repeated petulantly.
The sorceress's expression turned sad. "It's hard to convince someone they're loved when they're being punished for everything, don't you think?"
Jason was about to call out her bullshit, but Dick muttered, "We proved his point..."
Jason looked at him, Dick continued, "We proved him the damn point, that we didn't love him. God, the things we did to him... all of us... we fucking abandoned him."
"You're exaggerating..."
"Jason, what do you call isolating someone from their...from their family, from their life, throwing so much shit at them that a lot of the hero community now isolates Batman? We...ostracized him to the point that...that Tim was about to take the WE from him out of spite. He couldn't do it just because Lucius stopped him and... who the hell would do something like that?"
"Horrible people," Zatanna replied, oblivious to Dick's complete meltdown, "Selfish, wicked people who assume the worst and are just waiting to unleash some kind of holy vendetta to make themselves feel good. You assumed the translation because it was something you all thought deep down, without even waiting for a damn expert. You just needed an excuse to... well, do what you usually do."
Jason snorted, "What we usually do? We're not like that..."
Zatanna interrupted, "Aren't you? You're the one talking? Who planted a bomb under his car? Who tried to force him to kill after months of terrible, near-breaking moments, not caring about the consequences? Who wanted to destroy him for the twisted proof that he was loved?"
Jason had never felt so naked in his life. "I... I was right..."
"You were right? Is that how you justify your shit? Are you surprised Bruce thinks he's unloved? You've been giving him hell for years, and you've never apologized. You continie blaming him for what you did. Dick, for example. How many times have you said Bruce turned you into his soldier, when you were the one pretending to be Robin, the one trying to kill a damned mafia boss? He wanted to save you... he wanted to save all of you. And this is the result. Nothing. You can't teach an old dog new tricks."
Dick wanted to protest. He wanted to say they loved Bruce, they were grateful for what he'd done for them. But the words wouldn't come out, they tasted like ash in his mouth. He couldn't say it.
Because he knew they were lies. You don't do this to someone you love. You don't abuse them out of a twisted sense of justice, thinking you were right.
Everything they'd done, they'd done under the guise of "I'm better than you."
It was so fucking wrong. They'd...he'd...God, what had he done?
"What can we do?" he croaked, not trusting his voice, "I'll talk to the others and explain what happened..."
"What, so you can go back to normal and pretend it never happened? Make him wonder what he did wrong?"
"No, to...to make up for it..."
Zatanna frowned. "And why would you do that, Dick? To see the numbers increase? For vanity? And when the spell lifts, will you go back to the way you were before? Treating him like shit, isolating him, going to him when you need him, yelling at him for being too present, slut-shaming him?"
She moved closer, face to face with Dick, smelling of ozone and sulfur, bluish skin, eyes like burning embers. "I've seen this before, and I don't like how it ends. There's always going to be something else, some other misunderstanding, some other excuse to hurt him. Can you promise it won't happen again? Can you?"
Neither Dick nor Jason spoke. They knew they couldn't do it.
And judging by Zatanna's expression, she knew it too.
bruh put the phone down ur on patrol
my phone isnāt charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT
Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it š please for the love of god
i see now that i shouldnāt have made this post on tumblr. specifically.