Kisshu is life

Fuck if I know

[matka--boska]

people who want to live in lighthouse - i hear you, i understand you

but i raise you

living in water tower

[matka--boska]

safer (you not gonna die horrid death so easy), not so cursed but still ominous, you are alone bc you are in a tower but you can do groceries no problem, just chilling above everything else

[matka--boska]

and look at those beauties!! (from Poland <3)

[alchemist-jijo]

as an american i was very confused by this post until i got to the images because our water towers look like this, which, as you can imagine, is a completey unsexy place to live

[moon-meerkat]

never related to authors being like "childhood is such a blessed innocent time", catch me with that jane eyre shit like "such dread as children only can feel" and "I then sat with my doll on my knee til the fire got low, glancing round occasionally to make sure nothing worse than myself haunted the shadowy room"

[moon-meerkat]

CHILDHOOD IS MARKED BY FEAR WITHOUT THE WORDS TO EXPLAIN IT

[tonyzaret]

Let me make something perfectly clear: purity culture has no place in the adult Curious George fandom.

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique

[making-you-in-spore]

One thing that Spore has over every other character/creature creator - it lets you make your creation do a little dance, and then inflict bees upon it.

this is true

[eden5457reblogs]

.peel the anon.

[making-you-in-spore]

as you wish

[jimmyjrsmusoems]

earlier my husband opened our snack cabinet and something fell out and he put it back and then a second later i heard him say very quietly “no, it chose me” and then he took it and walked away

[soymsan-entro]

So my sister is on vacation and has sent me a photo of the store she was buying clothes in.

I'm going to lose it.

[misericordiia]

”the internet is an evil place!!” for you. i have a mile long blocklist and the best mutuals ever

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

then what

[cyberjock-deactivated20250329]

[moddys-personal-stuff]

oh

[imakuni]

so, they didn’t want players killing kids in the new lego star wars, so they made them immune to friendly fire damage, but they didn’t make them invincible, so now speedrunners are doing extended air combos on them to cross large gaps and climb tall structures. this has been dubbed Child Flight

[digital-meat]

“Sorry kid this will shave 10 minutes off my run”

[courtjester69420]

Call this dick the inevitable passage of time the way its inducing twink death

[rythyme]

done with the "came back wrong" trope. what about came back American

[rythyme]

THIS POST IS NOW ABOUT THE POPE

[sightofsea]

there's been a couple times that i've gone to the local sex club and every time i was at an event there was one man just fully naked walking around. same guy every time. hog like a hoagie roll when flaccid and he was always flaccid. anyway at one of the less populated events i got to sit and talk with him and he told me that he told me he was always naked because, despite it being a sex club, people still don't know when it's 'okay' to start getting into it and he decided he'd be the one thing to break the ice and make everybody comfortable, because you know you can start doing whatever you wanna do when there's just a naked guy walking around. he then asked if i wanted a silicone copy of his dick for my strap. never in my life have i felt such an instant respect for a person.

[official-penis-posts]

Official Hog Like A Hoagie Roll Post

[viejospellejos]

Reblog si este cono patina mejor que tú

[rockshitty]

Damn cony hawk

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[pukicho]

do you think the pope played undertale

That copy of Undertale was thrown out the moment Matpat turned his back on the Pope. I guarantee you, the only person who hates Matpat more than the Pope is Toby Fox for having Mat be embarrassing enough to hand the fucking supreme pontiff of the catholic religion a copy of Undertale to play.

[pukicho]

Even funnier to imagine that the Pope had a steam page that just looked like this:

[pukicho]

For the lunatics who are claiming this to be my worst take. This is NOT a take. I do not have strong feelings on MatPat NOR the papacy (though Undertale rules). When did making fun of something have to mean an open-declaration of hatred towards that thing? After all, I am made fun of all the time, and you all love me soooo much. I just think it's an objectively funny thing to have happen; even funnier if, in my own grumpy headcanon, they tossed it in the trash and pissed in matpats mouth right after. Many of you are jumping to your own hurt little conclusions, you can't help but feel personally attacked by the mere thought of Undertale or MatPat being scrutinized. There are various paragraph-long tirades happening under this post. That is an indictment on your own behalf for being TOO emotionally invested in this subject. Too invested in Undertale, too invested in fandom culture as a whole. It's why I find it so easy to poke fun at in the first place, it's all so melodramatic. The fucking melodrama leaking out of every orifice of your frail meager bodies is overwhelming.