okay here is the story of the zombie dog
this dogās name was John. they found him half drowned in a bag of puppies that were not so fortunate as he was, and was taken in immediately. he was a runt and not quite right (most likely from the whole half drowned thing), but a very loving dog. the problem with John was that he smelled like death, and no one knew why. vets couldnāt figure it out. it was obviously some kind of skin problem, but they had no idea what kind. all anyone knew was that if you touched him, you would smell like death too, so you couldnāt pet him, and that for some reason, the only thingĀ that made the smell go away was being around other dogs. so they got another dog and the death smell stopped and John lived a very happy life
when he was getting old, maybe about 15 years, part of his skull caved in. just like that! suddenly had a huge dent in his head! and he was totally fine. didnāt notice it, didnāt affect him at all. just this massive dent right there in his head where his skull had collapsed in on his brain, and he was still the happiest and most loving dog. the skull cave in, for whatever reason, caused the ear on that side of his head to just fall off entirely, but again, perfectly happy dog who did not know he was down an ear and a fully formed skull. they took him to the vet, thinking maybe they should put him down. I mean, wouldnāt you think so? but the vet said that the dog was eating, and pooping, and happy, so there was no reason to put him down, so they didnāt
but thatās not even the weird part. the weird part is the area of the brain that got caved in on was apparently the area that registers pain, so this one-eared, collapsed skull dog could no longer feel anyĀ pain. he got old, his joints got stiff, his teeth rotted out of his head, his tongue hung out of his mouth and got black and hard, and he felt none of it! in fact, he was happier than heād ever been feeling no pain, and the fact that he didnāt feel how much he was falling apart somehow made him live until he was 23. thatās right, the collapsed skull, one eared, zero teeth, smells like literal death when alone dog lived to be 23Ā years old. they used to joke that heād been dead for years, but was too stupid to realize it yet
and thatās the story about the literal zombie dog my friendās family owned
