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19 goofy creechur objectum

[lemonsweet]

Looks sad & cute & helpless

[reallytinyenemy]

@funnier-when-objectum

[absolutedream-art]

I hate seeing Caine sad. He deserves some appreciation, or a little bee friend.

[riin1-c]

MY BABYYYYY😭🙏🙏🙏🙏

[the-polyhedron]

Most normal Harlan Ellison fan

[foone]

bad idea: tumblr bot that posts random How It's Made GIFs with "I should call her" underneath all of them.

no matter how appropriate

or inappropriate

there'll be at least one machinefucker who sees it and gets wistful

[virtualgirladvance]

i should call her...

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[animatedglittergraphics-n-more]

[crazysodomite]

No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.

[spacefucksmeup]

this is what happens when you ban normal porn

[eroticismofthemachinedetector]

beep

[tongue-twists]

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

[tongue-twists]

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

[doyouremem8erme]

[beemovieerotica]

[inbabylontheywept]

At my job, a rite of passage for new mechanical engineers is to repair a fridge from the Ancient Graveyard of Fridges.

All the ME’s know their fridge, and love their fridge, and take personal offense if the people using it don’t keep things clean and orderly. But we have one ME that also does powerlifting, and he just takes his fridge with him to where he’s working in the building. Like if he’s doing repairs in the basement, he carries his big red fridge down the stairs and if he’s working in one of the lab wings, he’ll carry it up the stairs and if he’s machining parts, he even carries the fridge across the street to the machine shop.

It’s incredible.

Two points.

1. I am pretty sure he doesn’t want to fuck the fridge. It’s more like his pet dog. His little buddy. He always talks to it like he’s a coach and it’s his dumb but incredibly talented star quarterback. I have this weird theory that he’s emulating a role model from his past, and while doing so, displaces his own personality onto the fridge. Which is fascinating from a psychoanalysis aspect and maybe a therian one too. Maybe all powerlifters just have fridgesonas that they’re trying to become.

2. The other ME’s are insanely jealous of his ability to just relocate the fridge. They all wish they could take their fridges with them, they’re just not strong enough to single handedly carry a fridge up and down two flights of stairs on a whim.

[memorycycle]

when u unholster the gas pump and expose its insert and u push it into ur cars hole and feel the hose stiffen with liquid and u hold down on the trigger watching your cars tank fill all the way up until its close to its breaking point and only then do u let the pump slide out and its still dripping and u plug ur car up to make sure nothing leaks out and u dont even clean the pump as u hang it back up for the next car to enjoy

[tashucashew]

This is why self-serve gas is still illegal in New Jersey ⛽️ 👎

[dbow-darkmode]

incredible things happening in the robot fucker community right now

[bogleech]

Most entoprocts are immobile colonial animals but the group loxosomella are mobile individuals and some of them like loxosomella bifida walk around with 2 feets

[some-teeth-in-a-trench-coat]

I am so disappointed the loxosomella page on Wikipedia is a) four sentences long, b) the only page for any genus in the family, and c) the closest thing to any mention of loxosomella bifida anywhere on English Wikipedia despite d) not mentioning a single species.

Please tell us more about this microblorbo, Mr. Bogleech

[bogleech]

@revretch checked too, and this species, seemingly the only one ever discovered with the two little feets, was found and written about just once by a guy in Japan who went on to be the only guy studying them at all. His reports are cited a few places but are nowhere online :(

[revretch]

According to the paper I found, L. bifida lives in the cases of polychaetes that make tubes (like Christmas tree worms). He just breaks into people's houses and walks all over in there without any pants on

[centipedelover9000]

Shout out to my characters who trun into at some point a bigger fucked up version of them selfs or whatever

[vinnysane]

when they say they support objectum but only mean techum and find every other objectum “weird”

[nostalgicfun]

just found a folder titled "cool 3D wallpapers" on my stepdad's old hard drive from 2004 and it does indeed have a bunch of early 2000s "cool 3D wallpapers" in it.

OVER FIVE HUNDRED OF THEM.

Y'all uh. y'all want some of them. cool 3D wallpapers

[nostalgicfun]

so I'm checking the dates on individual images, and some are as early as 2003 while the newest seem to be from 2006. But here are some. hmmm. prime examples of the whiplash this folder inflicts.

[nostalgicfun]

I JUST REALIZED THE LAST ONE IS THE LORD OF THE RINGS?

[corey-beepington]

FUN CRT TV FUN FACTS!!!

Crt tvs have this adorable little ledge you can rest your thumb on! It allows contact with both the screen and the casing!

Ohhh yeah you can also wrap your hand around the edge while you do it!

How cute!

How educational!

Another fun fact is CRT TVS ARE VERY STURDY AND STRONG!

That's right! You can lay your WHOLE ARM on that thing and even a fair bit of your body weight! They dont mind! Its like a big hug!

Here's a photo set demonstrating this from multiple angles! How educational!

I hope you enjoyed these fun crt fun facts!

If you want more CRT fun facts, like a different angle or perhaps "what happens if you hold your hand a specific way at a specific angle"

I love educating the world on CRT tvs!

Thank you for coming to this educational post!

(And also shoutout to my own CRT, Ace for modeling for me. CRT tvs love human touch btw! It makes them feel so loved!)

[tongue-twists]

asexual sex workers are braver than any US marine

[tongue-twists]

"but how can be asexual and also sex worker" idk man it's just a job. I doubt most people who work in retail have a kink for stocking shelves.

[doyouremem8erme]

[kissthecomputerplease]

hello fellow crashers and hospital fans alike, i’ve been drawing a redraw of a awful hospital panel in animal jam to put in my den and i’ve already spent like 4 hours on it because aj paint is basically a even less functional version of ms paint, and at this point i’m not too motivated to continue it LOL

so would anyone want to see me finish it or if you play aj buy a copy for like 10 diamonds? (if it were to get approved) i’m making a shrine for my king but i am soso tired.. bleh. eat up the singular crash fan i am mutuals with (you know who you are c= )

[biribaa]

Yess im able to get american chip chip

Hey guyssss its me Biriba from hit app Tumblr. Frankly my lifes been crumbling since a while, my family doesnt sound like a family anymore, i got new school, found out i got funny disorders, my parents got meaner and divorced and I cant have privacy of my own but mainly my mom or sister refuses to cook or buy food sometime. I can cook dont get me wrong but with the state of my mental health its been harder to even drink water. Aaand thats why I havent been writing much. I became tired and stressed about everything.

And I cant do much since im 14, and frankly only thing I can do is try making comissions. I also accept comissions by my currency which is way easier to me and will help more but with the help of a friend I was able to get paid with AMERICAN CHIP CHIP. Since in here(Brazil) we obvs dont use dollars, i will use the dollar comissions money to rather buy more leisure things(i need to publish my ugc💔) and maybe even a drawing table to help me with my comissions. And uh maybe a bday gift to me because my birthday is in four days.

Uhhh. Any sharing is appreciated im just trying to get things less bad for me.

For the comission infos, for dollars Im only accepting PayPal while for reais im accepting Pix. Since im a minor i obvs dont do nsfw and cant draw complex gore, anything besides that is pretty fine to me.

Uhhhthamkyou