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Cosmic Funnies
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styofa doing anything
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occasionally subtle
Origami Around
oozey mess
Xuebing Du
if i look back, i am lost
Show & Tell
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@kitchenwench1
I want to open a cat cafe that only has black cats in it (since they struggle so hard to get adopted). It would sell magic supplies and be witch themed. I’d name it “The Familiar Cafe”.
Please tell me each black cat is named after herbs because I’m living for the idea that I can walk in and find Devils Weed and have lit time playing with them while I eat food.
It got better
…I almost killed myself
I put on my sunglasses, to hide my swollen eyes, over my tears. I cried all my makeup off. Went inside to have a milkshake. I don’t know why. I wanted something to drink as I figured out what I would do. I got a soda and a milkshake. Medium. The cashier looked at me and with a line around the corner of the counter he rushed away from the counter “Hold on “ he yelled to a coworker.
I filled my soda and went back and saw him looking all over. I go up and he gets close and says “I made it a large”.
That was seriously enough for me not to do it. His kindness. Someone went out of their way and as I went back in my car to cry I realized I could muster through a few other days. A few more weeks. Then I came down from that panicky high of anxiety, depression, and pain. I finished my shake. And it was enough time to let me feel better. I… I’m alive. I’ll make it through.
Try and be nice today. Tomorrow. Something as much as a smile. It helped so much.
Thank you man at McDonalds.
The milkshake saved my life
I hope you all can read this and remember to be kind
The smallest of gestures can save a life. My Mum answered her phone when I called and I am alive today because of that.
I’m glad you’re here.
It’s a phone call, a milkshake, a friend.
I feel like I shouldn’t keep reblogging this but when I do more people see what kindness can do…. I don’t know. Love everyone as yourself.
Nah, keep rebloging it. It gives hope.
walked sobbing around a city once wearing a summer dress in mid-september thunder and rain. basically dragged myself into LUSH as the smell of the store always made me smile. the shop was empty and dead due to the weather, just this blonde short woman behind the counter who smiled at me. i stared at her feet and asked ‘do you have anything for people who are scared a lot?’ (i was so out of it i had no clue). she showed me two bath bombs, one pink and one blue, and said both were good - i chose the pink, paid for it and left. i then sat at a bus stop clutching the LUSH bag in one arm and my prescription meds in the other - i’d lied and ordered a refill so i could just drift away with sleeping pills. when the bus arrived and i was out of the rain, i decided to have another look at my bath bomb, smell it and what not. opened my bag and saw she’d put the blue one in there for me as well and written on the receipt ‘feel better soon :) hope you like x’.
no one had ever been so selflessly kind to me before, i didn’t know what to do with it except hang around long enough to use the other bath bomb.
Actually I’m going to reblog this again because of the truth of the inverse: think of any time you have been casually cruel or petty to someone for humor or because you weren’t in a great mood.
The power of small gestures goes both ways.
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x
Welp
“You’re too old for that.”
Is really a shitty concept. You’re too old for everything. Cartoons, sleepovers, candy, etc. Basically, you’re too old for fun. You shouldn’t be too old for fun ever in your life. If you want to watch cartoons, do it! If you want to have sleepovers, do it!
CS Lewis famously said that the intrusive desire to appear grown up all costs was in of itself a childish trait that secure adults should’ve grown out of it.
He worded it that “When I was young I hid my love of fairy tails for fear of ridicule, now that I’m 50 I read them openly”
All this is true.
The intrusive desire to appear “mature” is a major insecurity in and of itself and the sooner we learn hobbies have no age limit that get’s you thrown out for hitting it, the better.
You’re an adult, do whatever tf makes you happy, who cares what other people think.
of all mammals, the human is the only one to abandon play in adulthood entirely.
LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
JESUS
The shock on that cats face
“Must. Not. Move. They. Can’t. Sense. Movement.”
T’Challa: I am the Black Panther, protector of Wakanda, and this is my Black Panther supersuit.
Peter Parker, a millenial who knows exactly what a furry is: :/
Woodland fairy vibes tonight 🌿🌲💚 #halloween #fairy #woodland #cute #nyxcanada #glitter #bhcosmetics #lagirlproconcealer #ofracosmetics #colourpopcosmetics #beautiful #picoftheday #instadaily #instalike #instablogger #bblogger #beautyaddict #beautyblogger #canadianblogger #canadian #beauty #makeup #cosmetics #makeupjunkie #makeuplover #makeupaddict #beautyaddict #prettybirdybeauty
Blue smoke 💙 #nyxcanada #urbandecay #josiemaran #essence #colourpopcosmetics #bluesmoke #smokyeye #monochromatic #beautiful #picoftheday #instadaily #instalike #instablogger #bblogger #beautyaddict #beautyblogger #canadianblogger #canadian #beauty #makeup #cosmetics #makeupjunkie #makeuplover #makeupaddict #beautyaddict #prettybirdybeauty
I honestly have no idea what to think of Keira knightley because for all intents and purposes she seems fully heterosexual but she went to her prom with her best female friend wearing leather pants (her friend wore a tie) straight off of bend it like beckham and kissed said friend in the prom photos and was subsequently asked to leave so like Whom know
Also like half of gay girls everywhere say Keira knightley was their gay awakening so like there’s gotta be some kind of energy
……..if you want to watch keira be gay with hayley atwell you should go watch the duchess, i can assure you it’s worth your time
Someone: The modern world is INSANE!!! I wish I was born back in the good old days when everything was so much better and people had values!!! <3<3<3
Every historian:
I just really wanna die from the plague
I wanna be burned at the stake as a heretic.
Well good news - both of those may soon be options again.
Love a classic red lip and wing 💋 #smashboxcanada #katvondbeauty #tartecosmetics #girlswithglasses #vintage #paleprincess #beautiful #picoftheday #instadaily #instalike #instablogger #bblogger #beautyaddict #beautyblogger #canadianblogger #canadian #beauty #makeup #cosmetics #makeupjunkie #makeuplover #makeupaddict #beautyaddict #prettybirdybeauty #vegan
Simple makeup look the other night for my grandparent's anniversary dinner :3 #wingedliner #boldlip #glow #highlight #beautiful #smashbox #makeupforever #coverfx #makeupgeek #picoftheday #instadaily #instalike #instablogger #bblogger #beautyaddict #beautyblogger #canadianblogger #canadian #beauty #makeup #cosmetics #makeupjunkie #makeuplover #makeupaddict #beautyaddict #prettybirdybeauty
Did a look inspired by The Little Mermaid! Love playing with colours #disneyinspired #Disneyprincess #Littlemermaid #colourfulmakeup #beautiful #picoftheday #instadaily #instalike #instablogger #bblogger #beautyaddict #beautyblogger #canadianblogger #canadian #beauty #makeup #cosmetics #makeupjunkie #makeuplover #makeupaddict #beautyaddict #prettybirdybeauty
Dudley calling Harry up out of the blue in a panic when his 2 year old starts showing signs of magic. Like how does he stop her from sneezing and setting the curtains on fire?
Dudley and his family visiting with the Potters at Christmas and him finally agreeing to let the kids try out James new toy broomstick that they end up crashing into him and knocking him over.
Dudley telling his parents that he’s sending their granddaughter to Hogwarts with Harry’s son Albus and that if they ever call her or Harry’s family freaks, he will never speak to them again.
Harry explaining how Wizarding currency works to Dudley when he tries to buy little Petunia’s wand with a debit card.
Harry showing Dudley and his wife around Diagon Alley, keeping them far away from Weasleys Wizard Wheezes.
Dudley congratulating his daughter on making it into Hufflepuff, whatever the hell that means.
Dudley not quite understanding what it means to be chosen as a Prefect, but being immensely proud anyways.
Dudley learning to accept what he doesn’t understand and to not be afraid of what others can do just because he can’t.
Dudley having a magical child and turning to Harry for help is one my strongest and most enduring headcanons.
way to break your old man’s heart kids ;)
It’s not easy being a green dad…
My personal favorites from Scottish Twitter
