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祝日 / Permanent Vacation
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if i look back, i am lost
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@kittensandwanderlust
the knowing eye contact women make when men are talking is the purest human connection possible
What the fuck does that even mean?
30 thousand women seem to get it
source: [x]
the worst is when you know a couple women separate from the conversation are listening and judging but you can’t interrupt your flow to address it.
MY GRANDMA TOOK THIS VIDEO ITS A FOX WITH BABY IN HER YARD
Did Roy ever find his boyfriend?
he did
happy for him
YOU FORGOT THE BEST PART THEY ADOPTED A DAUGHTER NAMED TANGO BECAUSE IT TAKES 2 TO TANGO!!!! This is them:
and they even had a book written about them:
guys Tango found a girlfriend :’)
This is gay lesbian solidarity
The Sunday paper was a bit larger than normal this week.
AWWWWWWWWWWW
A VALIANT PUPPER
People need to realize that there’s a difference between straight people and Straight People™
Straight person: Hey, you got a new haircut. Looks really good.
Straight Person™: No homo, but your haircut looks good on you.
In case you were confused 👌
Just like how there are white people who are gay and then there are the White Gays
White people who are gay: “I’m gay.”
White Gays: “I can’t believe I got accused of racism after calling that person a racial slur! I mean, I know what racism looks like because I’ve been discriminated for my sexuality. How is me being racist even possible? I’M GAY!”
Lmao all the angry White and Straight people in the comments, keep reblogging
neurotypical: i don’t have any mental illnesses or disorders Neurotypical™: Happiness is a choice!! ✨✨Have you tried yoga? Drink more water and eat kale ✨✨
cis person: i identify completely as my assigned gender Cis Person™: It doesn’t matter what you identify as, cause you still have Female Genitals! I’m not being offensive!! Read a book on Human Biology! 🚹🚺
men: I identify as male.
Men™: feminazis ruin everything, get back in the kitchen and make me a sandwich bitch
atheists: I don’t believe in god or identify with a religion
Atheists™: Don’t fucking talk to me if you believe in God. Open your closed-fucking-minds!! (usually targeted towards Christians)
nice guys: hey I know when not to invade someone’s space and I totally respect boundaries
Nice Guys™: IVE BEEN YOUR FRIEND FOR A MONTH AND NOW YOURE TELLING ME YOU DONT WANT TO FUCK ME ???? WHAT IS THE POINT OF WOMEN IF YOURE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME?
this post got all kinds of better since I last saw it
This post is perfection across the board.
christians: i believe in God
Christians™: GOD IS THE ONLY GOD OH GOD IS THAT STAR A PENTAGRAM?!?!?!?!?! READ YOUR BIBLE EVERYDAY IF YOU DONT YOUVE FAILED ALSO IF YOU DISAGREE WITH ME IN ANY WAY YOURE GONNA GO TO HELL CAUSE IM A CHRISTIAN AND IM EXEMPT FROM RULES CAUSE GOD SAID SO
gamers: I like video games
Gamers™: Video Games are Art and you can keep your political correctness bullshit right out of them! Anyway that female character CHOSE to dress that way!
Fucking hell, this really did get so much better
(Source)
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.
‘Vagina-owners’
Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus
Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special
Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?
There is actually a test for that last one!
Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room
reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners
The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.
its in turkish so I’ll translate it for yall
*giggles*
im really sorry that im laughing but-
*bursts into more giggles*
*clears throaght*
“whatcha doing there?,,, what even are those feet- *bursts into more fits of laughter*
its in turkish so I’ll translate it for yall
*giggles*
im really sorry that im laughing but-
*bursts into more giggles*
*clears throaght*
“whatcha doing there?,,, what even are those feet- *bursts into more fits of laughter*
i have to reblog this again because ugggh.
THIS is how you do it. this is how break down a people. like the beginning. strip them of their language, along with everything else that makes them who they are.
and then they are yours.
White colonizers are evil
people in america think afrikaans IS the native language but it’s actually mostly dutch and a little german. that’s why my translator friend picked it up in only a year from his native language, german. then again, a lot of americans think africa is a country, not a continent, so
For anyone wondering what we mean by “decolonizing” ourselves, this is it. It’s the effort of undoing centuries of beating our own cultures out of us.
Learning our ancestral languages, cultures, and traditions is an important but very difficult thing for us to be able to do.
This is why I refuse to listen to ANYONE that says I must stop speaking my language around them.
God Bless him for remembering what he could.
Reasons to let people speak their own fucking language:
1) It’s important culturally to them to be able to do so 2) It works to undo years of white colonial bullshit 3) Maybe you don’t need to be able to understand what someone else is saying when they’re not talking to you so stop being a nosy nelly and leave them alone
Seriously if you’re worried someone is gossiping about you in another language, think about 2 things: 1) why do you think you’re that important to everyone around you, that you think you’re literally the only thing they have to talk about, and 2) what kind of person are you that you assume everyone around you just wants to talk shit about you? Maybe stop being that kind of person then you won’t have to worry.
I walked by the new cat arcade today and I am shaken.
CAT ARCADE???
