kit :3

desert-dwelling creature

[00000000000000z-deactivated2022]

happy Mother’s Day to these two queens

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[scuffledig]

all roads lead to yuri. START WALKING

[awsugar]

my apologies etsy witches i was not familiar with your game

[pukicho]

thoughts on planes. i love planes

Those things that did that tragedy? Yeah.. I'll pass.

[pukicho]

[cuddlycryptid]

my favorite part honestly is the 30 seconds before it happened. like

-audience member asks him about gun violence.

-he responds w something transphobic.

-audience member asks him a follow up question.

-he he responds w something racist.

-he is immediately shot in the neck

[zmpl]

“don🦍t believe anything your brain tells you after 9 pm” wrong. the prime time for decision making is when you🦍re sleep deprived

^example of what life would be like if we used gorillas instead of apostrophes

[kitthew]

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[vonkarn]

listen to me. i do not care how old you are or how silly you think something is. in this world you have to take the things that make you happy and be all about them. it’s the only way you’re gonna survive.

[vonkarn]

this is why i’m absolutely throwing a tiny birthday party for my plush possum Turnpike in two days bc august 18th is her birthday. she’s gonna be 1

[vonkarn]

happy birthday Turnpike!!

[vonkarn]

GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS!!

[vonkarn]

hi, I didn't know if this post would matter to folks, and then i got on this morning and saw that people actually had this post cued for yesterday. you made me very emotional so thank you for that. 🖤 on Turnpike's third birthday this year, we took her to the amusement park! four dif friends drove, flew, and rode across country to do so.

we had so much fun I only managed one picture in front of the carousel. happy third birthday, Turnpike!!

[dragonpyre]

Migraines are literally the stupidest thing in human evolution. "Oh no, we're experiencing too much Thing! Better send a rail spike through the skull and blind ourselves about it" like c'mon, man

[aroswig]

Coming out of retirement to share what my school put up today

[timidsketch]

It's still so strange to me how apparently taboo it is to like a post on someone's Instagram from a month ago when there are posts still circulating on Tumblr from 1550 BCE

[roolsilver]

If he didn't want it circulating in 2022 he should have sold better copper

[teathattast]

😴🌈🌜💞

[kitthew]

neutragena big naturals

[disc80s]

x

[gay-mormon-wizard]

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

[lets-burn-down-the-post-office]

“I’ve been at the devil’s sacrament so long I forgot he wasn’t god” is getting added to the tumblr line book