Kitty-Wilson

20 year old girl trying not to constantly cry because being an adult is hard....

[clarkent]

me @ 10

me @ 30

[xalatath]

Tumblr banned porn to appeal to advertisers only to exclusively host ads for links you wouldn't touch even while wearing full PPE

[pastrygeckos]

Watch me roll up to the picnic with my bag of wet fruit

[osmosisjones]

this is how they make lacroix

[homestuck]

[postnuclearophelia]

Sometimes knowing spoilers for shows is more fun cause u get to spend the show being like how the fuck does that even end up happening ..

[lifemadesimple]

Travel: Walking on Ice

Avoid slipping by walking like a penguin.

Fact: About 60 people die each year in the US as a result of slipping on ice. This is about as many that will die from a tornado.

See most of our posts for: Winter tips and tricks

[dingdongyouarewrong]

bill watterson living my dream life. make a wildly successful artistic product at 27. retire when you want to, when the artistic product is still wildly successful and at its peak, at 37. disappear off the face of the earth and mind your own business rich and happy and beloved for the rest of your life. GOD the fucking dream

[kaijuno]

does anyone else remember being terrorized every single commercial break by the madagascar 3 trailer on every single cartoon channel in 2011-2012

[groovinomicon]

fuck you I can hear it

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Someone ought to slap the asshole who sang this upside the head

[asettledsky]

Good news!

[fullmetalwindbreaker]

i’m in love with this person who thinks the phrase “going ham” is locally specific to seattle

[saddest-cat-hours]

[amyofthemyscira]

Bacchino Malato (Caravaggio, 1593)

[starsappho]

My favourite thing about this post is that someone saw those photos of that cat and went “ah yes, I know exactly which 15th century Baroque painting this reminds me of”

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kittensnax]

The Shell CEO has this lever on their desk at all times

[lesbianralzarek]

and now for the best typo on indeed.com

[citrus-snail]

the meaning of life is….dipping carbs into liquids ….bread into soup…biscuits into tea…that’s it

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[laslloronas]

[hi-im-ryn]

For those curious:

Library of Congress Classification, Class H, Subclass HQ, 71-79:

[freshofftheboatdaily]

[strawberryamanita]

i accept this new Christmas canon that an Asian woman in drag is the Boss Santa

[skunkes]

On a lighter + adjacent note i love dis tweet + these QRTs of it ^_^... literally...

[pokemonpostsdaily]