local kitty wizard

all pronouns -- I reply/follow from @fwoofz -- ooooohhh you want to send me asks sososoooo bad

[tinymagicalcat]

Meow this you fuckijg casual

[wingwaver]

SENSHI would want you to get enough sleep and have nice nutritious meals

CHILCHUCK would want you to know your worker rights and what your labor is worth

LAIOS would want you to embrace your passions and try new things

FALIN would want you to take care of your health and treat others with kindness

MARCILLE would want you to practice necromancy and have gay sex

[cassia-c]

IZUTSUMI would want you to Izutsumi

[mrkcrb]

[wizard-email]

i am EVIL!!! no I don't want to join your found family please go away,,

[wizard-email]

I'm literally pointing a death lazer at you

[wizard-email]

*sobs*

[wizard-email]

stop asking about my dad

[adisabledzombie]

@the-gnomish-bastard

[the-gnomish-bastard]

WHY DID YOU BRING ME INTO THIS

[adisabledzombie]

ITS LITERALLY YOU CORE

[the-gnomish-bastard]

LIES ABD SLANDER

[gremlin-mom]

If lies then why truth shaped

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Who told you it was truth shaped?

[gremlin-mom]

Some white guy named Edward

[the-gnomish-bastard]

How do you know he wasn’t lying?

[gremlin-mom]

Cursed charm of white guys are incapable of lying to me

[the-gnomish-bastard]

Are you sure it wasn’t a Michael Jackson scenario?

[zapsoda]

since tumblr is dying for the 40000th time you can find me on [platform that is just as bad if not worse]

[evilwizard]

my living shadow keeps making jerk off motions as i try to give the heroes my evil monologue

[evilwizard]

trying couple’s therapy with my living shadow

[evilwizard]

therapist says i have to stop torturing it with my 400,000,000 lumen flashlight

[companion-chronicler]

Companion description: the living shadow you've been torturing with your 400,000,000-lumen flashlight. (Why :( )

+ 1 invoice for couples therapy

[pointless-achievements]

Achievement Unlocked:

Taste the Sun

Torture a shadow with enough light to illuminate an Olympic stadium. Couples therapy optional.

[zuckertoast]

[schlarklezyaoi]

sometimes i forget wizardposting isn’t a regular occurrence on any other website. what do you mean your posts don’t randomly get taken over my evil wizards casting spells on your peunis

[evilwizard]

prepare thyself

[schlarklezyaoi]

[gondwana]

had a dream that I met a wizard and we fell in love and became unhealthily attached to each other so we decided to meld into one single creature together but the process was horrifically slow and painful and most of the dream was us lying in bed holding hands while lesions opened up in our skin and seeped out blue and green fluid and the wizard said "this is going to take a very very long time" and I said "that's ok"

[gondwana]

the critics are raving

[sandmandaddy69]

[mayhem-moth-deactivated20250415]

E

[the-final-knight]

V

[ash-the-tiefling]

I

[be-gentle-with-littluns]

L

[ash-the-tiefling]

W

[carnivalwizard]

I

[copywizardofthemustardfields]

Z

[fattocatto-wizard]

A

[be-gentle-with-littluns]

R

[fattocatto-wizard]

D

[evilwizard]

[imsobadatnicknames2]

U.S. conservatives always talk about creating jobs but get SO MAD whenever anyone mentions banning prison labor like imagine the insane ammout of jobs that would be created literally overnight if companies in your country had to actually employ people instead of using slave labor from people that got caught with weed 10 years ago.

[arabian-knight]

Daily reminder that the US, who love to scaremonger about "communist labour camps," have legal slave labour if you're in prison

[precariouswizardry]

[transfemininomenon]

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

[deafmic]

She is the guardian of this entire air conditioner unit

[teathattast]

[puppygirl-hornyposting2]