The FE Avatars as The Boys
(Idk if this is the only one I’ll make since there are too many golden moments)
Kris as Juicyfruitsnacks
Robin as JoshDub
Corrin as Mully
Byleth as Your Narrator
Shez as EddieVR
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Kris: “🎶 No, no, don’t touch me there. This is my no no square 🎶”
Shez: *walks up to Kris’s chair*
Kris: *stops dancing and looks at Shez* “…what are you doing here Shez?”
Shez: “F*** YOUR NO NO SQUARE DAWG!” *throws Kris off the building* “YEET!”
Kris: “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
Corrin: *dying of laughter*
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Kris: “Would you like the murder room or the roach room?”
Shez: “Listen fool, if you can’t get us a clean room, we’re not staying here.”
Kris: “You’re not gonna find any better rooms than the Clown Motel, pal. I promise ya.”
Shez: “Wtf kinda motel is this?!”
Kris: “What do you mean what kinda f***ing hotel is this pal?! Look around ya, it’s the best on the block! It’s a CLOWN motel, it’s full of CLOWNS!! DO YOU WANT A F***ING ROOM OR NOT?! COME ON!!”
Byleth: *clearly terrified* “You said there were no clowns…”
Corrin: “SH-SHUT UP!”
Shez: “IF YOU CAN’T GET US A F***ING ROOM, I’M GONNA GIVE YOU A ONE STAR REVIEW ON YELP, BITCH!”
Kris: “Omg you aren’t gonna give me sh*t pal, either buy are room or GET OUT! I thought this was the Clown Motel, BUT A COUPLE OF CLOWNS JUST WALKED THROUGH MY DOOR!!”
Shez: “WTF DID YOU CALL ME DAWG?! I’M GOING FULL MEXICAN ON YOUR B**** A**!” *starts cussing Kris out in Spanish*
Kris: “SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE’S SAYING! WTF IS HE SAYING DUDE I DON’T SPEAK TACO BELL!!”
The other boys: *WHEEZING*
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*Kris is on the roof of a building*
Byleth: “Oh god Kris, oh god…”
Corrin: “Kris! What are you doing up there!”
Kris: “I’m one pun away from doing it, ending it all.”
Byleth: “Kris, look at me! …make like a frog and leap.”
Kris: *jumps* “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”
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Robin: “Hello! Today in school I learned a special song that will help me learn how to spell my name.”
*He pulls out a tambourine and starts playing it*
Robin: “🎶 R-O-B-I-N. Today I had to call the police because dad was beating me 🎶”
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Kris: *playing with a toy dump truck* “I’m here to pick up the juice!” *puts a juice box in the truck*
Robin: “Kris, Kris… how f***ing old are you in real life? Just quickly, just for the audience.”
Kris: *slowly stands up*
Robin: *chuckles* “Tell me.”
Kris: “…I’m 21 years old.”
The other boys: *burst out laughing*
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Kris: *doing the no no square dance in an elevator*
*The elevator door opens*
Kris: *pauses to look at Shez, then resumes* “🎶 No, no, don’t tou-“
Shez: *tries to enter the elevator*
Kris: “HEY HEY WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA! I AM SICK OF YOU DISRESPECTING MY NO NO SQUARE! THIS ELEVATOR IS MY NO NO SQUARE!”
Shez: *slowly backs away*
Kris: *closes the door and resumes dancing* “🎶 No, no, don’t touch me there 🎶”
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*the boys are reading fanfics on Wattpad*
Shez: *visibly cringing* “OHHHH NO!”
Corrin: “Don’t read ahead, Shez!”
Shez: “I read ahead…”
Corrin: “AWW WTF I JUST READ AHEAD TOO!” *covers his face*
Robin: “I still haven’t read ahead. Should I read ahead? Is something bad happening?”
Corrin: “No, don’t read ahead.”
Kris: “Robin, do NOT read ahead.”
Robin: “I’m scared, guys.”
Kris: “Just wait.”
Robin: “I’m scared. I’m scared idk what’s gonna happen!”
The other boys: *actively discouraging Robin from reading ahead*
Byleth: “Get ready for the smuttiest sh*t you’ll ever hear me say.”
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*Robin and Corrin are walking down the street. Robin is in a green brush costume*
Random person: *notices them* “What’s this for?”
Corrin: “Ahh, we’re going to a childrens’ birthday.”
Random person: “Where is it?”
Corrin: “Just down the road.”
Random person: “Aww cool!”
Corrin: “Yeah. He’s 30. His name is Robin.”
Random person: “Aww sorry ☹️”
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Kris: *knocks on Shez’s door* “Shez! Are you ready yet dawg? We gotta go!”
Shez: “One sec fool, one sec, chill.”
Kris: “Cmon man, wtf are you doing?” *opens Shez’s door*
*Shez can be heard… sniffing something*
Kris: “Shez wtf? What are you doing?”
Shez: *turns around with a suspicious white powder on his nose and upper lip* “…nothing.”
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Robin: “I hate working with Corrin. I hope he sees this. You’re an a**h*** Corrin. No one’s ever gonna touch your no no square.”
Corrin: “I couldn’t have asked for a better partner-in-crime. I love Robin.”
