Ugh

[goth-queen]

[timelordsandkittens]

you might wonder what they do if they run out of baseballs during a baseball game. the truth is, this is impossible. all teams have one guy whose job it is to lay the baseballs like eggs, and he's constantly producing them. this position is called the designated sitter

[noctude]

maybe i shouldn’t respond to wrong number texts any more

[oldfarmhouse]

Up with the chickens {birds}

[tyronepowerbottom]

I thought the chickens were smoking at first, I was like, damn those chickens are cool...

[byjove]

side quests from my dad: hey bud, can you identify this lizard? can you research search engine optimization for my business?

side quests from my mom: I need you to go into my downstairs closet. There is a crawlspace behind the shoe rack. Inside the crawlspace there is a cardboard Crown Royal box from the liquor store. Inside the box there are a number of cardigans I have not worn since the 1980s, you must find the navy blue one from Talbots and check the pockets. Your great grandfather’s suicide note and art deco ruby ring should be inside the right breast pocket. Have you located it? Can you use the cypher on the ring to transcribe great grandpa’s final message?

[stevishabitat]

[sexchangedotcom]

being young and having grey hair is hot hello beautiful what’s got you so tortured

[nebirdula]

May I offer a hot birdverage? We have cocoaburra, chickatea, cawfee, or cider waxwing.

[so-many-ocs]

*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,

[junglejim4322]

Been really getting into something called doing whatever I want lately

[junglejim4322]

Turns out some people really hate when you do this

[medievaljournalist]

orangutan caught using soul siphon on zoo guests, bound within a black crystal by keepers

[bonesbeetle]

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[mentally-at-home]

[inquisitorius-sin-bin]

I really enjoyed Char's Counterattack

[anxeious]

[moleshow]

[diary-of-alice]

tumblr is not social media. idk how to explain but its so calm here. like this is the field and the valleys. over there is the town and people. but here we are little sheep in our pastures eating our grass and laying in the sun <3

[diary-of-alice]

me and the girls @ tumblr