if you call pecs tits get out of my house

nika //she/her // 1994 // i am dumb and canadian // i spend all of my time outside in a tent with several frogs // everything i post is on a queue

[audioexorcisms]

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

everyone post your biggest hear me outs my friend just showed me two conventionally attractive white men in a row i need to teach him what a real hear me out is

[gardenofeden5457]

.world's largest excavator- nay, world's largest vehicle- the bagger 288

.also, scale reference! just the wheel is 70 feet in diameter

[comment-tube]

[scarlettaagni]

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

[dogpuppy]

[lemonsweet]

The other day my nephew described something as being "like if Slenderman was stuck in a little car" and I yelled YES!!!! bc I thought he was referencing this image I like but then I showed the picture and he was like how do you have an image for that where did you get that

[pissvortex]

Family in Buffalo genuinely just asked me if I would rather go to “Adolf’s” or “Nine Eleven” for lunch and they were being completely sincere

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[pissvortex]

[herpsandbirds]

Animals with visually pleasing/appealing color schemes?

Ok, so here are some frog color schemes i greatly enjoy...

Santa Fe White-lipped Frog (Leptodactylus laticeps), family Leptodactylidae, Paraguay

Poisonous.

photograph by Daniel Kane

Klappenbach’s Red-bellied Frog (Melanophryniscus klappenbachi), family Bufonidae, found in the Gran Chaco in northern Argentina, Paraguay, and Brazil 

Poisonous.

Captive frogs that are fed low alkaloid diets are much less toxic than wild toads.

photograph by Rudy van Santen

Splendid Leaf Frog (Cruziohyla calcarifer), family Hylidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Milan Zygmunt

Splendid Leaf Frog (Cruziohyla calcarifer), family Hylidae, Costa Rica

photograph by Milan Zygmunt

Purple Harlequin Toad (Atelopus barbotini), family Bufonidae, endemic to the uplands of central French Guiana

This species status is in dispute amongst herpetologists, some consider is to be a subspecies of A. spumarius. A few otheer species are considered to form a “species complex” with A. spumarius.

This species does not have a CITES listing, but the population is in decline, and may be CRITICALLY ENDANGERED.

photograph by Josh’s Frogs

Dyeing Poison Dart Frog (Dendrobates tinctorius), “Northern Bakhuis” morph, family Dendrobatidae, Regina, French Guiana

photograph by Xavier Rufray

[ryan-sometimes]

Tumblr I need everyone to log in rn because the most important, quotable, instantly iconic celebrity post of the century just dropped

[ryan-sometimes]

A ship — a magnificent ship — full of gay men. And me.

I am furious, but I am sailing.

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

This is still a pretty fucked up story.

Turkey blocks American LGBTQ+ cruise from docking, citing ‘moral standards’ | CNN

Turkish authorities have banned a cruise ship catering to American LGBTQ+ travelers from docking in the country’s ports, citing moral standa

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[titsay]

[herpsandbirds]

Mottled Shovel-nosed Frog (Hemisus marmoratus), family Hemisotidae, South Africa

photograph by NKFherping